They're a blast. Highly recommend. Had one back in 2004. Felt like I got tased with a rusty fishhook. Was at the office. Threw up multiple times on the way home from the pain. 6 month pregnant wife was out an about, not answering her GD phone. Finally she answers, takes me to the ER. We're stuck in traffic. I'm motherfucking the world, balled up in the passenger seat, almost tore off the handle above the window.
We go to the wrong entrance, at this point I can't walk, so she's waddle-running me in the wheelchair to the ER entrance. I'm admitted immediately. Nurse gave me dilaudid. Holy hell. Get me some more of that! I felt like I was floating above the bed. Apparently I had them turn on a college football game in my room like a drunken sailor.
Took a few days of pissing blood to catch in the little strainer they give you. Felt like a piece of glass was slicing me up from the inside. To this day. A gallon of water a day as best I can. Full stop. Twenty years later it's still my routine.
Tell your wife with enough practice, you can actually suck them out your pee-hole. Trye story....