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  1. Mix in some evening Quinn and Sark haters/lovers debates over alcohol it would make for a truly hilarious weekend of "festivus". Feats of Strength!
  2. Hey man.. feel free to mock. I'm realistic, old, do rotator cuff exercises every day and drive/sit at desk way too much. I even went so far as to give it a 70/30 to get to 20-30. Hedging bets and all. On the other side while I'm not a Surly 1%er I do have access certain "pharmaceuticals" and as such access to non-Surly 10s. So... there's that. There's proof. iykyk
  3. I was a pitcher for batting practice in little league for my consistently slow and pretty accurate "fast" ball. I put it 70/30 I could still throw a 20-30 mph fastball strike today. I did not play QB in the NFL.
  4. God damn every fucking thread has to become political. Sigh..
  5. The minions are qued up and boarding. It's that time of year for the ride to begin. Buckle up... it's going to be SO different this year... like.. so... no really, it will be different cause... reasons.
  6. Mr Robot, Justified and Newhart are my favorites. Cheers moved me a lot but wasn't great, imo. Quantum Leap (I know the reasons, but still) True Blood (yeah, it went off a cliff long before the finale but holy shit was the explosion massive) I bowed out of of Dexter, GOT and LOST way before the finale. So...
  7. As an executive producer of film, how can I not take it personally?
  8. So what you're really upset about is blowing a "boy night out" on a movie you could have taken the family to see. I get it, as a married man with kids those nights are sacred. Sorry you wasted yours watching a very entertaining film alone.
  9. My friend says that psilocybin might be preferable. I mean.. experiencing Rocky, while tripping... in an IMAX... its no Blue Velvet or Mulholland Drive but..
  10. In fairness, Tua and his agent EARNED that money via a very strong grift strategy that separated Miami from it's money with otherwise as little effort as possible. That is hard earned scam money.
  11. Clearly, I should have read the book and skipped the movie.
  12. Might want to spoiler some of that. I'm not sure you'll understand what part I'm talking about. For clarity
  13. My world has a lot of extremely qualified engineers, many of them are not.. great with people.
  14. Very magnanimous of you to offer to take one for the team. Not sure you'd survive the pain, but you'd be my hero.
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