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BurntEyes

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  1. I dont see a single one of those soft cocks holding and watching an IPad. Hell, they all have their man-purses on the ground and fatso in the front isn't even in a crouch. Gtfo with your weak shit!
  2. Lane wouldn't be my choice and frankly there is a replacement thread but I was curious about the comparisons statically Sark: Career: 91-55 .638 Washington (2009–2013): 34 wins and 29 losses (.540 winning percentage) USC (2014–2015): 12 wins and 6 losses (.667 winning percentage) Texas (2021–present): 45 wins and 20 losses (.692 winning percentage as of November 2025) Kiffin: Career: 116-53 .686 Tennessee 2009 7-6 .538 USC 2010–2013 28-15 .651 Florida Atlantic 2017–2019 26-13 .667 Ole Miss 2020–present 55-19 .743 Statistically, given the same size for Sark I'd call USC a push. While in the SEC Kiffin is slightly out performing Sark even including Kiffins short, poor stint at Tennessee. Pretty close to even IMO, which is to say pretty Mid for both.
  3. Not too sure about that strategy there chief.
  4. Sark's squat game is strong!
  5. I've based my entire issue on the teams performance with data and facts. You're free to criticize me and that as you see fit.
  6. That's something I should address. Im closing in on 12 years sober. Let me make one thing clear. I truly hope that that the drinking issues are not true. For Steve Sarkisian, for Loreal, for his children and all his family. If they are, I want it known I would be the first in line to sponsor him, suggest a sponsor in Austin or support whatever treatment path he chooses. That is all I have to say about that aspect of all this.
  7. Auburn you dolt, War Damn Eagle!
  8. Well, I put it all in my long ass post but mostly I have very real concerns that the smoke (fake or real) is being fanned by people who want him gone. I suspect these people are big NIL donors frustrated with his off season blunders last year, his attitude and lack of production this year. Admittedly, this is all wild speculation but when you look at the time lines, things track to that logic. So, based on what I do know (data from the past 2 season as well as spring and summer behaviors that are all absolutely verified facts, compounded with horrible performance this year) with the aligned smoke, now recruiting issues starting to (possible NIL doner angst), I'm leaning above 70-80% chance he's gone. Here's the bad part for me, while fear of change doesn't prevent me from wanting a change I don't have a ton of faith in Texas finally hiring a coach that isn't a mid or project, for the 6th time in a row. I'm hoping with CDC and NIL folks figure it out, but.. All that said, my real concern with Sark returning is NIL drying up, Sark not changing at all, and things getting substantially worst next season with a much tougher schedule. But I'll close with, I'd love to be wrong, have Sark come back, do a wholesale change from GM to OC, drop off OC duties, become an engaged HC and win an NC. I would happily eat the shit ton of crow served here and put in a good chunk of money on a mock BurntEyes pre-National Championship game HH in Las Vegas next year before the game. I just firmly believe its far less likely than Texas finding a far better replacement.
  9. And I've owned many times the possibility of him returning is absolutely real. So we disagree in % chance of his departure and nothing else it seems.
  10. Agreed. I love what he does.
  11. Rumors are not the issue for me. Its Sark's truly shitty performance in multiple ways with lots of data. See my post on page 229. Now you feel compelled to attack me because you don't like the data. That tracks. You responded to my post on page 229. So you're well aware and trolling but you'll continue to do so.
  12. To question without substance, fact or even an opposing position in your case is social media shit talking or trolling the contrary opinion. It's your specialty and it's why I like you so much.
  13. Yeah, facts are a bitch and using logic to support your position is absolutely getting all emotional and all riled up. I just posted the horrible numbers, defend them with facts.
  14. He didn't do any of the underlined last off season (other than 2 former MB guys that are absolute failures) and has expressed no acknowledgement of any issues this season. Nor has he ever at any point taken ownership of issues of his own nor the staff. He has consistently blamed players. He also has expressed no willingness to make changes. So why are your assumptions, with zero historical facts or data to back them less delusional than any other position?
  15. All following Data is per CFBStats Offense Rankings: Total offense: #80 Scoring offense: #64 Rusing Offense: #103 Passing Offense #50 Sacks Allowed: #86 Tackles for Loss Allowed: #106 First Downs: #108 Time of Possesion: #97 Red Zone Conversions: #85 Third Down Conversions: #82 Of note: Arch Manning's #40 ranking in Passing All Games is the highest single stat of the entire Texas offense kept by CFBStats that I found. Please feel free to double check. Penalties: #119 Defense Rankings: Total Defense: #23 Rushing Defense: #6 Passing Defense #91 Interceptions: #32 Passes Defended: #62
  16. One flew over the cuck-oos nest!
  17. It might not seem big, but his wife is an influencer. They recently got back together. The issues moving to Tuscaloosa, being at a far remove from scene or restaurant or anything really will generate a ton of friction. Can not see a sideways move with those bonafides on quality of life. That's not me slamming on the Bama job, that's looking at the location from an influencer point of view.
  18. Dammit, first I get the dingsong kink term dropped on me now sharpies. I really thought I was "in the know" as I like to think my kink game is strong. It certainly appears as if I have deluded myself as I have no clue about sharpie kink. Please, do tell or feel free to DM.
  19. Wait, did she send you little people cuck porn too? Or did you win the magic prize?
  20. @BigHornedLurker What she's saying to you is, "You're on the list".
  21. You ain't in the puff puff pass circle homie cause people got tired of answering your question, "What if d-o-g spelled cat?".
  22. I could and would but everyone knows:
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