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BurntEyes

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  1. Actually gotta retire for the evening. Please don't revoke my membership for being a weak little bitch. I'll leave with a few songs in the hopes of maintaining my cool status with the Surly night crew.
  2. Can't be said enough.
  3. Bro!!! One of the best Light Heavy weights ever and in my opinion the best body puncher ever. MUCH LOVE!
  4. This is Surly. We have ended kink shaming among our fellow posters and I'll be damned if I'll let anyone kink shame out future coach!
  5. I question how you are so keenly aware of and familiar with the moral corruption and desperation of LSU and Ole Miss.
  6. I said it on the other thread thr girl I noted above that is a cousin of Rimbo's connection texted me the other night. She's certain we can money whip Napier or Beamer. Relax, we got this. In the meantime just think..
  7. Dude, I slept with her cousin in college!!! She was dirty, dirty.
  8. Exactly! This is night crew, bring out your best Yayo, find a monkey and...
  9. I will absolutely fly to Austin for a Friday evening Surly Lubys event next year if we get a new coach that isn't anything like our last 5 hires. Yes, I'm heavily hedging against being required to live up to this commitment.
  10. Just be careful, that shit can kill you.
  11. πŸ˜’πŸƒπŸ‘ΉπŸ’˜πŸ’¦
  12. Hmmm we have no way of knowing the fate of the national Texas TV audience viewing the game. Based on the Surly health and wellness surveys in addition to the reactions, I don’t think a coronary or stroke is out of the question.
  13. Isn't it ironic, don't cha think?
  14. Bullshit, I have it on good authority we could money whip Napier or Beamer.
  15. Nothing of note.
  16. No sir, just that I'm of the opinion that currently weed is likely a better choice of drug for Texas game watching.
  17. You should at least consider switching to weed. Make ya feel good.
  18. Why would that anger him?
  19. If you like the taste of bat, sure.
  20. Check the country on your VPN and stop watching Chinese mukbang you weirdo. Edit - oh shit, I'm kink shaming. Sorry Bro, carry on.
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