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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
BurntEyes replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
Darlene is the most curious "sleep position" dog I've ever known. I should probably post more of it on IG cause.... Yes she falls asleep with her ass on "their" couch and feet on the floor. She re-arranges the pillows and blanket to match her mood. She moves the hotel beds around for entertainment and sleeping needs. Darlene and Valerie and still figuring out their relationship. It's probably a shock to you all but Darlene isn't always super happy about sharing space, attention, toy, bones and food. Shocking!@ -
If it is remotely similar to drop off/pick up at the airport, yes. My two favorites, those who don't think the rule of waiting in the wait zone are applicable to them and those who decided a family reunion is applicable in this area rather than parking and meeting them inside.
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UP Michigan band "Occupied Babel" album The Explosive Service of Pigs It's all in there already and it's Death Metal, with members of Scandinavian decent.
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Props to Martin for rehabbing his life (he’s supposedly a bitcoin expert now)
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I agree with Gray, Simms and even Marcus Houston. I think we Longhorns sometimes forget that Simms was nearly as talked about as Arch, just a long time ago without the social media hype cycle. All names I can easily recall even though one went to CU. Lulz, I actually can't recall his name right this second, but the Louisanna QB who came here, committed, then upon Decommitting was shown to he back door trying to pull existing Texas recruits. Ended up at LSU.. Ryan fucking Perilous (however the fuck you spell it) Moritz is a good one. His hype kept JB on the bench a lot longer than he should have been.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
BurntEyes replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
Well, I'll tell the shortest version of a long story. I live on some acres and as such have to take my trash to a dump. I was rolling by Friday with the woman I'm seeing heading to drop off Darlene for grooming and take the woman to Valentine's Day lunch. (She works evening shift at hospital) In in the dump there was a little critter running around that was preciously getting nearly under wheel. I threw my trash out and could see she was badly under weight. I went to pull a milk bone from a snack bag behind seat and critter tried to jump in. Well, I gave her a snack and she quietly went to munching. Got back in the car, and "asked" female, hey any objections to dropping the little girl off at the shelter. Of course not, cause I'd have told her ass to get out if she did. I spoke with the trash dump attended and confirmed it wasn't his and someone left it. Offered to take it to the pound and he was happy because he was scared about the dog and wasn't sure what to do. (He couldn't leave). So i head to the shelter which, of course, was closed until noon. So... quick shift, I decided to go to my vet which I know takes walk in for health assessment and shots. I volunteer at the shelter and figure it will make the dog more adoptable and to do my part for dog kind. They accept and can even give her a bath. I take Darlene to the groomer and while I'm there snag a leash, collar and bag of food. Of course you need a bowl too. Just so, you know, I could figure out best plan for the dog. We go nice lunch. During which the woman I'm seeing smiles after I explain i got the leash, collar, bowls and food. "Oh I figured that's what you put in the trunk." I already knew... but then admitted it. I just adopted a new dog. On the way back to the vet to pick up my new dog, girl friend came up with the name Valerie for Valentine's Day. So... meet Valerie who has her shots, only had worms (already medicated) and is getting chipped and fixed ASAP.- 9773 replies
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It really seems like Baylor and PSU are in a struggle to the death penalty to out shitty one another. Given this recent news I reticent to see what "hold my beer" news is about to come out of Waco.
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I can't speak to biomechanical reality nor specific medical knowledge. However, as someone with shitty genetic ankles that I've beat up WAY too much (3 breaks and multiple strains and sprains) tape does exactly fuck all other than soft walking (around the house) or as nice suspension to keep it from jiggling around while on crutches.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
BurntEyes replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
I'd move Tennessee to Tier 2 (though they shouldn't be) and everyone else into Tier 5. All of Tier 3 is otherwise an an also ran and a couple of used to bes. It's a shitty list and structure but I guess anything for clicks. -
In my painfully long dating process I've determined that getting flat earth and covid vaccination thought aspects of the woman VERY early in the process helps eliminate a LOT of wasted cycles. BE: High I'm BE also known as Pimphand or Graham by my close friends. During covid I spent a lot of time on this cool astronomy app mapping stars. It was nice to travel some and use it in other places after I got the vaccine. You care much for astronomy. (This also triggers the astrology aspect. Pro dating tips, you're welcome.)
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I am not Graham.. stop spreading that rumor man.. or Doxing me.. either way, cut it out or I'm going to expose you for who YOU really are... Elmo.
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For the WWII Nerds - Best admirals voted by panel of peers in 1942
BurntEyes replied to Macanudo's topic in Daily Texan
I quoted this and repped it not just for the accuracy of Naval shipment and the military in general it just holds true in so many other areas as well. Yes, more so in the military than others due to extremes of failure and success but.. From execution of a installation/build, to execution of a design project, to figuring out code on a urgent program to competition on a field of play regardless of sport. You might have the resume and/or measurables that appear great on paper or "practice" but when the rubber hits the road and the stress overwhelming there are those that just perform and those who fall apart. It's truly impossible to ever know who is which until the moment occurs. -
Pimphand is BurntEyes!
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Dude, everyone knows the "stars" are just a holographic image. Pluto is real though. I was abducted by beings from that planet. They didn't probe me, but they were into scat play and hated OU so it was an odd somewhat positive somewhat disgusting encounter. They do control the "asteroids" though and told me were good. So, don't worry.
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You know the back up to Pluto isn't even in the solar system yet right?!? And you think we should bench Pluto. If Uranus could block we wouldn't be having these issues. Stop blaming Pluto you Maga hat wearing Libtard Nazi.
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Fucking this. I'm tired of the hate Pluto gets on every single thread. Take that shit to the Planet Room.
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To be determined is not our standard!!!
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I'm a little surprised he isn't getting more love. I see him as a late round need pick and I think whoever picks him will get a great bargain for a nice slot/3rd WR. Has the PR history too as a plug-in and versatility pick. But I'm a little biased and know fuck all so..
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It's a bundle bro! We have all been taught that bundles are always a better deal even if it's way more expensive, trickier to order, often misses parts, and takes longer to deliver. It's just better cause it's a bundle. Stop asking questions and get your fried burrito on already.
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Drunk Pontiac drivers are better drivers than Tesla drivers
BurntEyes replied to Jerry Callo's topic in Daily Texan
I also own a BMW.. so..
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