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BurntEyes

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  1. Skipper pitched a fit when someone referred to the Bohl article noting the Texas budget was around $35-40m. Saying the number was wrong and much less and "someone that posts here could confirm how wrong it was". He never listed a single poster. He never provided a different number. He was just yelling at clouds that the number was a lot less and anyone that thought differently was really stupid for believing Bohls. If I get time and interest Ill pull his original comment. Found them basically he shit talked Nicole for using the number Bohls provided. He was ranting and unstrung yelling at clouds. Imma shut his dumbass up already.
  2. Just got of a call with a buddy re Sark. He like many here suffer from the "change is hard. We'll just get another also ran coach?" This even though he firmly agrees with me Sark will never win a title. So I broke it down to him like this. I will always take a maybe regardless of the odds over zero chance at the ultimate prize. There are 2 types of people in the world.
  3. I'm listening...
  4. Surly might have but I've never wavered that the issues of our offense were 100% Sark. And anyone that looks at our defensive stats wouldn’t be arguing how great it is either. Many people formulate opinions based on emotion then with that bias "see" confirmation in performance even when the data contradicts that position. Arch has never been the issue and the data confirms he is the single best part of our offense. That makes people uncomfortable and frustrated because it contradicts their confirmation bias. As the world turns.
  5. There has to be some sort of meat judging mafia propelling this shit forward. I bet those fuckers collude with the avocado cartel and plan to take over the taco market. This aggression will not stand!
  6. Are you trying to tell me you wouldn't have sucked Sark's cock had he beaten Georgia?
  7. But he's not wrong about me wanting to suck Sark's cock, so there's that.
  8. You know when you respond to rage bate with a rage bait take it actually helps that thread/influencer/post remain at the top get more clicks and propel the algorithm. So, thanks for supporting my personal efforts. Your assistance is appreciated.
  9. No, you sir are the perfect example you glorious beast!
  10. This actually made me laugh. I mean I'm sad too but.. yeah.
  11. You convince idiots to stop posting horrible takes with bad insight and I'll stop posting the data that makes them look regarded. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
  12. In my post you responded to, I noted that I do not believe winning or losing them will alter Sark's future at Texas. Since I know you care so much. In my perfect world, we pull off beating pig and aggie to round home against all 3 rival teams. aggie goes on to get their shit pushed in by Ole Miss in the SEC champ game (no idea if they can both make it). Then Tech eliminates aggie with blow out victory in the CFP. Elko wipes his ass with contract and heads off to PSU. Sark goes away, don't care where. Cignetti or Lanning is named Texas HC. We kill it in the winter portal after destroying some scrub in the Nobody Watches Bowl sponsored by Who Gives Shit with our interim HC, PK. Lane creates a legal case when Mississippi sues Louisiana over some bullshit because he goes to coach LSU. Ou announces it's shutting down it's football program because sucking sucks. Petrino gets in a car wreck with Jordan.
  13. The bad replacements happened not so coincidentally the same time someone showed back up in Austin. It's in the 229 time line.
  14. All following Data is per CFBStats Texas National Offensive Rankings: Total offense: #80 Scoring offense: #64 Rusing Offense: #103 Passing Offense #50 Sacks Allowed: #86 Tackles for Loss Allowed: #106 First Downs: #108 Time of Possesion: #97 Red Zone Conversions: #85 Third Down Conversions: #82 Of note: Arch Manning's #40 ranking in Passing All Games is the highest single stat of the entire Texas offense kept by CFBStats that I found. Penalties: #119 (both O and D)
  15. You answered your own question in your post.
  16. I've got to find a way to make roster tampering part of my regular Surly lexicon.
  17. I don't hate your posts at all. They amuse me, like a clown. All fan bases and boards need juvenile shit talkers that learned their trade on social media. If this place didn't have regards to entertain us with pointless things that make no sense it would just be people preaching to we enlightened as to why we're horrible fans. No sir, I love your posts. Now you're not in the rarified air of @David Dennison as his contrary opinion hate baiting is next level fun but dont let that get you down. Keep it up, and maybe someday you too can figure out the algorithm to make us ALL smile on the reg. Good bye and good luck!
  18. Players get all the women. Damn...
  19. Oh man totally got me. I'm crushed by your top tier smack. So witty and brilliant. So you have provide exactly jack shit to support any of your points. I'm impressed.
  20. Pete too. But in Sark's defense Pete and Nick both paid close attention to the OL and RB room so, that's not really fair as the talent was likely substantially better. Plus neither Pete not Nick used NFL style practices. That's dinosaurs for you.
  21. I find myself pretty hawt! That's solid self confidence.
  22. Well I mean if a player knows with certainty that he won't get hit by the D, the rb won't be hit and the QB won't be hit, it decreases anxiety and probability of jumping off sides. Aside from that, they also face no ramifications if they do. All Gas - no accountability so... why would they care? (Outside being shit on by their HC in press conferences)
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