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BurntEyes

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  1. This. Every Cowboy fan I've ever known attributes 99.999999% of every loss directly on the owner. Because they are...
  2. Well, man, they are absolutely stellar against air which clearly means SEC ready. Sad you don't know that fact.
  3. This is a great thread. Glad I checked in to see if there was any good info on where Texas might be leaning on a new head coach. So much more informative than Google search click bait stuff in here. I'd fuck the small tit spinner and Id prefer to keep CDC rather than replace him with a female. I've see Penders and Beard got run on this page, so I'll just note Barnes is still coaching at UT so.... there's some more fuel for the fire. I'll see myself out, have a great evening.
  4. Cal is a head of BYU and SMU in that list too. Yeah... there are some bizarre ones in there.
  5. Yeah man.. obviously its all pure speculation at this point, but in my extremely biased opinion I think he's up there with NWA, Public Enemy, Beastie Boys.. while I loved Slick Rick, Too Short, Grand Master Flash, Sugar Hill Gang, IceT etc, I would put DOC over all of those outside NWA, PE and Beasties as my personal preference. I thought he lyrics were better than PE even.
  6. In case anyone is interested the link below has the full CNBC list. That Tech is top of the Big 12 and aggie is #3 ahead of schools like Michigan and USC, it leaves me very skeptical of these evaluations. Link to CNBC full rankings
  7. It shocks me how many people dont know DOC. Obviously, growing in Pleasant Grove in the 80s Im um... a bit more "urban aware" than most but DOC never got the love he deserved not only for his rap career but for all the production work he did post. I've clearly derailed this thread with my DOC fanboi shit, but... it was a big part of my youth.
  8. Holy shit balls!!! Proper fucking love. I still count DOC as Dallas even though he got down with NWA. Nemesis and it rolls.. the base lines in their songs and they way they recorded them in studio was amazing. Otherwise, I'd love to disagree with your overall take but sadly can't.
  9. You're a regular Surly poster. We are all special needs.
  10. Yeah, I just used this in another thread... but it applies here as well..
  11. Beat me to it. Limiting aggie recruiting to only red asses or dumb asses....
  12. @SL Xpress Not to challenge you rather for better understanding of your points, when you say college athletics will go bankrupt I'd love some clarification. Are you say the system will go bankrupt as an entity or that the parts (Universities) will all go individually bankrupt by the unregulated cost growth of NIL? Wouldn't/shouldn't, prior to that point, the canaries in the coal mine (lower budget "big name") schools provide proper warning for regulatory compliance laws to stabilize the market prior to the complete demise?
  13. I have no standards man, this is well established.
  14. She's a completely fucked up pos human... but... I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't
  15. We're both going to hell.
  16. No doubt, but dont tell me you wouldn't try a Funnel Cake/Nutella sammich. Sure, I'd be sick within 30 minutes, having consumed about 2 months worth of calories, carbs and cholesterol.. like all my trips to the State Fair... but... worth it once a year.
  17. Yeah, 15 year old special ed students tend to be masterminds of the frame up grif. Given its been a year since the investigation started, Im sure the now 17 year old has kept the ruse up and fooled investigators.
  18. If this was a 15 y/o special edition student, thats beyond fucked up. I know not all students in special ed are special needs, but many are and this stinks badly of a fucked up human taking advantage of a young child. A married Illinois special education teacher has been arrested for allegedly molesting a 15-year-old student during a tutoring session, according to prosecutors. Christina Formella, 30, was busted in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove on Sunday — days after a student told police she molested him in a Downers Grove South High School classroom in December 2023. Formella — who married her college sweetheart in August 2024 — also coached soccer at the school.
  19. Damn, my um, friend was hoping you'd say Nutella, cause a Nutella stuffed funnel cake sammich sounds amazing to um.. him. I GUESS is a "spread" from a "jar", but not THAT spread from THAT type of jar.
  20. I dont know enough about either of them to comment however, if someone isnt looking deep at the medical and hard science of nutrition, workout regiment and recovery cycles, they are fossils. That shit occurs at the non-pro athletics of marathon, body competition,iron man, weight lifting and well, pretty much every sport on the planet. I struggle to understand how anyone not in the medical/science fold of S&C still has a job in P5 college football outside of extreme also rans without any money.
  21. Um... what exactly goes in between the pieces of funnel cake sammich "bread"... I mean, ya know, for science and asking for a friend.
  22. Uh... yeah, spot-on. Gig'em Plantation is exactly what that sounded like to me.
  23. So let's play with this fan fiction for a moment shall we... Let's imagine a world were aggie could fund such a High School (they can't), get elite level HS coaches, trainers and staff to move to college station (they won't), and convince parents of highly athletic kids to send their children to BCS for a "discount rate for those willing to "?make aggie their first choice upon graduation" (not happening). What does make aggie their first choice even mean? A commitment by a parent to contractually obligated their athletic child to playing for aggie? Yeah... that seems super legit, legally possible and not in any way um... yeah.. ill go creepy. But lets just say that happenes. How many kids graduate from a "military academy" in podunk nowhere and think, I want to stick around here!!!!
  24. So, on the WR post, I find it extremely amusing that he include Micah Hudson in the aspect of being "collectively impressive on paper" (whatever the fuck that means) and in the next breath notes Micah Hudson is "Stepping away from the team" (Nice word choices there). So.. uh, why did you mention him in the last sentence, dumb fuck?? Next, he talks about avoiding significant injuries as important. A) My god what an astute observation B) I am not exactly an aggie insider, but I know Da Elk keeps injury info tighter than the CiCi manager's asshole when Elk marches in for a sit down. So... good luck being up to speed on that aspect moving forward. It was good to know spring practice has started, I guess, considering nobody has a clue who is or isn't, well.... participating.. aside from Micah...
  25. Eh.. closer to aggie than Tennessee, but a similar lack of attachment to reality and their place in college football history. Its a non-full cult, version of aggie. Maybe the Etsy version. People care and will watch Tennessee, though its admittedly extremely regional. Aggie and Iowa both think the world cares about them, they are often, incorrectly voted into the top 25, both think they're a blue blood, yet, most people care far more about watching them when they are playing, ya know, an actual blue blood. Iowa has no cult, fake army or jenga death tributes, but they are similarly devoid of reality regarding who does, or more importantly does NOT give a shit about them. Which, in both cases, is most of the US. ISU, Wisky and Goofers love to watch them lose, like Texas (and LSU is starting to) sops up aggie tears with bread (so delicious), and because of their trumped up, errant ranking, the media plays them up as a "dangerous underdog" against ranked, real blue bloods. Some of that applies to Tennessee but not the majority.
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