Everything posted by BurntEyes
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
I love a vicious delayed response.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
Naw man, I know the level of finicky around here, but I also know it's 1 am and closing time is coming. Despite the lies they tell about only banging 10s, they're drunk and time is running out.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
I think people would be happy with any options at OL as opposed to the ones currently being brought in.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
Taylor clearly needs to work on her listening skills.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
You can't build a thesis around outliers.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
Night Crew has gone to bed so Team Sunshine should be able to make up some ground, particularly if any positive news on OL arrives.- The state of College Football - Bitch Thread
Small correction. Many blue blood top universities/programs have a competent GM. Compared to say Mark Pantoni Or Marshall Malchow- Texas Roster 2026
Yet this is exactly what many here are clamoring to see with Texas schedule. However, in his second year Cignetti took down OSU and Oregon, currently among top programs in the country. This board has gone full aggie in the put the CFP appearances trophies on the wall, trust the corches, if you're not supportive of the corch you're a 2%er, we can’t do any better any ways. All consistent aggie tropes we mock relentlessly. We fired the only positioncoach consistently producing and kept the shitty OL coach and shitty GM with promises of going hard with NIL to get OL in portal only to so far bat .000 on the wrong side. All while blaming PK for the offensive issues because "concentration" or some such shit. @MissingInAction noted it but last year we struggled with what would have been Kansas and Baylor in the Big XII and lost to a complete shit show that is currently around okie state level in Florida. Yet, there is a shit ton of "put it on the wall, back to back CFP appearance trophy" posters who still think Sark is amazing despite Georgia 1, Georgia 2, Georgia 3, OSU 1, and OSU 2.- 2025 LB Elijah “Bo” Barnes
I guess only Skyline Players who played for Texas count. Hodges Mitchell averaged about 5 yards per carry while at Texas and had 2 1000+ rushing yard seasons at Texas. Basically, it was shitting on a HS because the Texas staff seems to have fucked up a current player NIL from that school. However, as I pointed out there are a decent number of pro level athletes out of Skyline including some world record holders but since they didn't go to Texas lets cast shade at them and forget the good ones who did play well for Texas.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
So does our GM, we have a GM right?- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
I mean, are you just now figuring it out?- 2025 LB Elijah “Bo” Barnes
Allen Rossum '94, NFL football player Antonio Wilson '95, NFL football player Mikail Baker '05, NFL football player Calvin "C. J." Miles, Jr. '05, NBA basketball player Omar Gonzalez '06, MLS Soccer Player Steve Williams '09, NFL football player Don't forget Michael Johnson before Larry though.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
Hey man, we are on point with our rumor milling, innuendo and song posting. Our murder rates aren't terrible either.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Holy shit dude, can you be more off. The aggies are saying that about him because he left. Saying shit like trust the corch he's gonna kill it in the portal, and an endless supply of "Back to back CFP appearances, put it on the wall" rebuttals are far more aggie than Texas fans shit bagging their coach for a subpar season and consistently under performing in the biggest games of each season.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
Hmm. Seems our DC may not agree with your vitriolic take on Bo Barnes.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
Seems like 3 days would be more than sufficient time.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
Plan Bs should have closed shortly after Plan A fell through. It appears there is arrogance or stupidity at play in some of these efforts and my guess is both.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
This is all I was asking. I wanted to understand specifically about the loss of Bo and as he did play some later in the year wondered if he was simply falling into the pitfall of self-overvaluation or if there was an issue. I don't care to deep dive into all the specifics of national recruiting and asking a question about a specific Texas player in the recruiting thread seemed appropriate. Asking for clarification if this was a Texas or system problem didn't seem to be such a toxic question. Moving forward I'll claim to know shit and make statements rather than ask questions because that's the fucking Surly way.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
You forgot to mention the suck of Herman and Strong member berries they love to include.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
I didn't imply anything, I asked and admitted my ignorance. I don't see other top NIL schools losing pipeline players currently on the team like Bo. I asked if there were issues with Bo I wasn't aware of that might lead to his departure. I don't imply shit. I state my opinion and position clearly. People are blaming the NIL environment and I was asking if other top NIL universities had the same issues. You provided no examples at all. I do know Texas has and continues to have portal issues with OL. I was concerned that might be an issue again this year given the return of flood and no changes at GM. It's not an insane question to ask if Bo looking to portal is a system or a Texas problem. We did bring in a new DC and maybe Bo isn't a good fit for reasons I am not aware of currently. Doesn't sound like that is the case.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
Is the system broken or is Texas' system broken? I'm not being a smart ass nor sarcastic. Are these types of issues common at all the top universities. Is there negative press about Bo I don't know? I recall him being well regarded coming out of HS and don't recall issues since. So why is he shopping and why is that a system problem and not a Texas problem?- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
Above and beyond all of this the 12 package is when the offense has struggled the most for the entirety of Sark's tenure, but particularly last year. I know I'm a doom and gloomer but I find it difficult to get excited about any 12 success with anyone currently on the roster.- Parker Livingstone
Dude, I think we're dating the same woman.- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
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