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BurntEyes

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Everything posted by BurntEyes

  1. It really was a bizarrely bad game with goofy reffing and a questionable ending. Turns out they both really were shitty teams.
  2. Not seeing your pics for some reason so can't confirm.
  3. If beating Missouri gets the ACC redemption, I guess we'll given them the consolation prize.
  4. Yep, fraud that was Missouri out frauded Virginia to take the title of most fraudulent team of 2025. Sorry aggie looks like you're runners up once again.
  5. She was a cam girl wasn't she? Well, that and a good opportunity to pull some wool.
  6. "I ran outta coke so I'm just gonna wing it as best I can fellas."
  7. This is surprising why?
  8. Because sucking is an art and you need to broaden your horizons by experiencing this shit fest.
  9. That was actually a well executed trick ST play. Dammit.
  10. I mean, I win either way. So I'm good. Thus far they're both fighting hard to be the shittiest of them all.
  11. I always picture you as more of a DC:
  12. Whatever you do, don't turn on the TaxFraud Gator bowl.
  13. Pretty much exactly the shit show I hoped to watch. It's bad football, but it's very vindicating to see clear confirmation that both of these teams suck. That brings me much gruntlement. (Sorry @Rimbo I know that last sentence made you throw up a little bit.)
  14. Oh I'm well aware hence I've called Virginia a shit team all season and known they were an absolute fraud, but Missouri is doing their best to defend my take they suck too.
  15. Lol... Virgina punt receiver clears the other players, calls fair catch, lets it hit the ground, the tries to field it, bounces off his chest and Missouri snags it while he's looking behind him. This is going better than I anticipated.
  16. Virginia missed a field goal.. their shitty performance continues. No punts, all drives to inside FGR or RZ and 3 points. These Cavaliers really are.
  17. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17DvwCQb7p/
  18. Apparently the tech knowledge required is beyond the skillset of average Surly poster.
  19. That fucker was playing back when there was Covid... got hurt 4 games into a season, played 3 others including this one. First their was Ron, then there was sweet baby Diego.. This shit is getting out of hand.
  20. Incomplete passes by both teams on 4th and short within the first 4 drives. Thus far my expectations are being fully met. And yes, I know I may be calling to myself. Sokay.. I enjoy the company.
  21. I went ahead an created one mostly to hopefully mock both these shitty teams. It can be deleted if deemed appropriate I don't care I just need a place to shit talk them both.
  22. Both of these frauds got way too much love at various points in the year. I'm convinced Virginia is absolutely shit and the fraud that is Missouri can confirm or deny that belief.
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