BurntEyes

Well, fuck Aunt! That's what I say.

Lots of shenanigans at the end of Wyoming v CSU. CSU had a good chance to move it to 24-3.

Shouldn't most Longhorns be, at least this season?

Sure you were.

This took way too long. I'm disappointed in myself and the rest of Surly.

Is this thread where we pull for this seasons earlier opponents in hopes for a bit stronger sos? If so, may I sit down?

Know how I know you've never fucked an octopus?

If you're not familiar with Temple Grandin take a look at her Wiki below. I saw her speak a the Chicago Public Library when I lived there. She was promoting one of her books, and just as importantly her cause. She's an extremely interesting person, on spectrum and walks the walk she talks. I won't dive too deep into what she advocates as it's complex as is her logic and the cool story of how she came to her conclusions. In short.. Humane Treatment+Humane Slaughter = Reduced operational cost AND increased quality of product. Which, at the end, is more profit. Of course, it's been over a decade so her views/ideas and the realities of the beef industry may well have changed. I should look back into my damn self. Temple Grandin Wiki

You're full of shit. I know your finicky ass would demand wild raised, lean, South or Central American athletic human and you'd be picky about the cut. Like you'd just eat any old "Murican blend" cut of soilent green. Own it you food snob!

I won't eat octopus in restaurants. Carlin I believe had a bit about the earth going through the evolutionary process simply because it wanted plastics. That once complete it would shake us off like a bad case of fleas. Maybe the octopus wanted plastics and the earth obliged. I'm good with that, and okay as such with our forthcoming demise. It's been a good run for we monkey kind.

If I could be a trifecta on the Heisman, which.. I'm guessing I probably can somewhere.. I'd have Hunter, Jeanty, Gabrielle making it to New York. Hunter is too much of a story for the attention whoring Heisman voters to pass up and frankly, he's also earned it. I admit I'd most like to see Jeanty in Dallas. Never happen, but that's who I think is the best bet in the NFL.

Is there Sleestak and/or Land of the Lost porn hiding out there on the internet. Asking for a friend

What part of this was unclear so I can help you. To start with I'm pro-vaccine. My father died of covid. I realize my situation is a single data point. There are many factors involved and correlation is not nessecarily causation. I had not had a flu in over 30 years. I remember the time frame as I ended up with pneumonia and I was bad, bad sick. For well over 30 years, no cold, no flu, hell not even a stomach virus (setting aside hangover "stomach viruses"). I got the covid vaccine and boosters. 1 week after the covid vaccine, I got covid. 2 weeks after the second booster I got it again. Neither were particularly bad. One feel like shit day, one laggy day and done. It's made me extremely skeptical about flu vaccines. -Fin

Let me start with I'm pro-vaccine. My father died of covid. I realize my situation is a single data point. There are many factors involved and correlation is not nessecarily causation. I had not had a flu in over 30 years. I remember the time frame as I ended up with pneumonia and I was bad, bad sick. For well over 30 years, no cold, no flu, hell not even a stomach virus (setting aside hangover "stomach viruses"). I got the covid vaccine and boosters. 1 week after the covid vaccine, I got covid. 2 weeks after the second booster I got it again. Neither were particularly bad. One feel like shit day, one laggy day and done. It's made me extremely skeptical about flu vaccines. -Fin

So glad you're back spreading sunshine and good will. I missed you!

BAT!!!

If Gunnar and Taafe don't qualify, there shouldn't be an award. They've both been outstanding, but as already discussed.. not sure either is unexpected or came out of "nowhere".

You're not wrong.

There is also this option. See if Nicole will act as her "bodyguard" and keep her safe from "intoxicated assholes". Share result with Surly.

Now for OP... You have choices to make in life. You can Uber Black it like a man.. or go for option 2... Get a hotel room. Find a bar nearby with food. Drop wife off, go snag some flowers, put them in the hotel room after checking in. Kindly ask the wife if you can eat downtown after at a bar while watching the game. If she pushes back because you've no spine, "surprise" her with a nice hotel room, be wise, have a massage or mani/pedi booked for her during the game. Go to hotel after, show wife flowers, send her ass to the spa, wach the game while she gets her spa on, profit.

Okay, first it's a wedding shower. Second, it's in Austin Texas and I'll go out on a limb here and guess OP's while isn't the only one whose married to Longhorn fan that was invited. Third, not sure if you're aware but that game could very likely determine who makes a CFP and who doesn't. Moreover, it will likely decide who plays in the SEC championship game. Beyond that it's a renewal of on of the oldest rivalries in college football. It's not UTSA vs Texas. There's potentially a conference and national title opportunity on the line. It's renewing an old rivalry. To schedule fucking shower on the day of that game means they didn't think, at all, about the friends they invited. Granted it's a wedding shower (which are fucking dumb but..) which women typically attend still. None of the brides female friends give a shit about Longhorn football? No fucks were given about it being the Thanksgiving weekend when people are often out of town. No fucks were given about the husbands who do like Longhorn football might not be able to watch a massive gave because of honey do bullshit. Also, it's Thanksgiving weekend. Plans to see families in different cities may have had to be altered to accommodate this fucking day. No... fuck those people. They're inconsiderate and think the world revolves around them. They don't actually care about their friends or they would have considered all these realities. They didn't. They can eabod

Okay, I want to know more about that story. Clickity click on that shit man.

I get what you're saying. I'm just not now, and hopefully never will be, in a place where I'm pulling for a team I despise to win so my team makes the playoffs. I'd rather know, Texas wins out, they make the CFP. They don't, shit happens. Don't lose and you don't have to go full hopium praying for teams I dislike to win. That's aggie shit and nothing I'm interested in being a part of in my view of the world.

I think OSU loses to IU. Pretty confident actually. Pretty confident they won't lost to Michigan, but would love if they lost both.

Well, I'm gonna have to disagree with you once again. Looking at the pic, doing and doing some quick math using the metrics below, the following has to be true. (I'm rounding up cause math is hard) 3 of those women identify as LGBTQ+, but 2 of 9 or close to 20% identify as bisexual. Odds are with only 5% identifying as gay, there is a better chance #3 LGBTQ+ is bisexual or bicurios than lesbian. The rest are most likely straight. So, I regretfully have to inform you, you do have a chance with all but possibly 1 of them by the metrics. I good news, that means I do too. I'm a team player and I'm willing to take the 2 bisexual women out of the lineup to be on team BurntEyes. That means your only facing 6 women that you have a chance with thereby slightly reducing your chances of cheating on your partner. #scienceyourewelcomerimbo “Almost 30% of Gen Z women identify as LGBTQ+, most as bisexual,” Jeffrey Jones, a senior editor at Gallup, told NBC News. “That’s where a lot of the growth seems to be happening.” The group most likely to identify as LGBTQ, by far, was Generation Z women (ages 18 to 26), 28.5% of whom identified as LGBTQ in the survey. The lion’s share of them, of all Gen Z women surveyed, 20.7%, identified as bisexual, followed by 5.4% who identified as lesbians. NBC Article on Sexual Identity