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  1. No doubt, but dont tell me you wouldn't try a Funnel Cake/Nutella sammich. Sure, I'd be sick within 30 minutes, having consumed about 2 months worth of calories, carbs and cholesterol.. like all my trips to the State Fair... but... worth it once a year.
  2. Yeah, 15 year old special ed students tend to be masterminds of the frame up grif. Given its been a year since the investigation started, Im sure the now 17 year old has kept the ruse up and fooled investigators.
  3. If this was a 15 y/o special edition student, thats beyond fucked up. I know not all students in special ed are special needs, but many are and this stinks badly of a fucked up human taking advantage of a young child. A married Illinois special education teacher has been arrested for allegedly molesting a 15-year-old student during a tutoring session, according to prosecutors. Christina Formella, 30, was busted in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove on Sunday — days after a student told police she molested him in a Downers Grove South High School classroom in December 2023. Formella — who married her college sweetheart in August 2024 — also coached soccer at the school.
  4. Damn, my um, friend was hoping you'd say Nutella, cause a Nutella stuffed funnel cake sammich sounds amazing to um.. him. I GUESS is a "spread" from a "jar", but not THAT spread from THAT type of jar.
  5. I dont know enough about either of them to comment however, if someone isnt looking deep at the medical and hard science of nutrition, workout regiment and recovery cycles, they are fossils. That shit occurs at the non-pro athletics of marathon, body competition,iron man, weight lifting and well, pretty much every sport on the planet. I struggle to understand how anyone not in the medical/science fold of S&C still has a job in P5 college football outside of extreme also rans without any money.
  6. Um... what exactly goes in between the pieces of funnel cake sammich "bread"... I mean, ya know, for science and asking for a friend.
  7. Uh... yeah, spot-on. Gig'em Plantation is exactly what that sounded like to me.
  8. So let's play with this fan fiction for a moment shall we... Let's imagine a world were aggie could fund such a High School (they can't), get elite level HS coaches, trainers and staff to move to college station (they won't), and convince parents of highly athletic kids to send their children to BCS for a "discount rate for those willing to "?make aggie their first choice upon graduation" (not happening). What does make aggie their first choice even mean? A commitment by a parent to contractually obligated their athletic child to playing for aggie? Yeah... that seems super legit, legally possible and not in any way um... yeah.. ill go creepy. But lets just say that happenes. How many kids graduate from a "military academy" in podunk nowhere and think, I want to stick around here!!!!
  9. So, on the WR post, I find it extremely amusing that he include Micah Hudson in the aspect of being "collectively impressive on paper" (whatever the fuck that means) and in the next breath notes Micah Hudson is "Stepping away from the team" (Nice word choices there). So.. uh, why did you mention him in the last sentence, dumb fuck?? Next, he talks about avoiding significant injuries as important. A) My god what an astute observation B) I am not exactly an aggie insider, but I know Da Elk keeps injury info tighter than the CiCi manager's asshole when Elk marches in for a sit down. So... good luck being up to speed on that aspect moving forward. It was good to know spring practice has started, I guess, considering nobody has a clue who is or isn't, well.... participating.. aside from Micah...
  10. Eh.. closer to aggie than Tennessee, but a similar lack of attachment to reality and their place in college football history. Its a non-full cult, version of aggie. Maybe the Etsy version. People care and will watch Tennessee, though its admittedly extremely regional. Aggie and Iowa both think the world cares about them, they are often, incorrectly voted into the top 25, both think they're a blue blood, yet, most people care far more about watching them when they are playing, ya know, an actual blue blood. Iowa has no cult, fake army or jenga death tributes, but they are similarly devoid of reality regarding who does, or more importantly does NOT give a shit about them. Which, in both cases, is most of the US. ISU, Wisky and Goofers love to watch them lose, like Texas (and LSU is starting to) sops up aggie tears with bread (so delicious), and because of their trumped up, errant ranking, the media plays them up as a "dangerous underdog" against ranked, real blue bloods. Some of that applies to Tennessee but not the majority.
  11. @closetojumping much love for the synopsis of the dumpster fire. It still impresses me how voters are fooled, over and over again, into giving aggie the benefit of the doubt. Speaks to their overall knowledge about programs. Coach's eh.. they have other shit, I expect them to know fuck all preseason outside of opponents on their schedule. AP... fucking comical.
  12. FTFY You forgot an important one to add in the day of NIL. If they come to Texas or leave aggie "Mercenaries" is the new popular word for "not aggie mindset".
  13. I've never really paid a ton of attention. When there are a lot of Longhorns or some first rounders I peak in to get an idea. If someone took all the picks of all the goons, then came up with an aggregate average (which might already exist) they'd make a lot of money keeping people like me happy. There are a few opinions I'll listen to in depth, the Joel Klatt/Warner QB discussions for example, which give some insight above and beyond picks from guys with a goodly amount of knowledge on the topic. Otherwise, it seems like most of them are throwing darts around other people's picks and calling them their own.
  14. In aggie hive mind I agree, but in reality its better to have them self-eject button before rather than coming in, having the staff build around the talent they have, then hit the road. The staff would at least know the reality of the situation. However, in aggie mind, whether they stay or not, recruiting rankings have to be high to best perpetuate the never ending "next year" aggie mythos. For that, I admit a ton of gratitude for that entire "great" recruiting class - current players bailing like a house on fire - those weren't "aggie mindset players" - we're gonna win the SEC - rinse repeat allows for the roller-coaster. Without which, my world would be a little less complete.
  15. Well... actually if you really look into the tea leaves... Graham is really just mirroring the majority of the sentiment found on Texags. Its okay to be wonderfully optimistic as long as the rest of the cult is swimming in those waters. But... when the ship is taking on water and even the cult has a rare moment where they have dipped into reality, don't swim upstream. No sir, Graham is a master of providing hope and pumping sunshine as much as possible to keep the Borg hive mind content, but he knows when to ring the panic bell for them too. A master of puppets.
  16. This. I think they entertain it at TE too if there are some proven players available, highly proven, junior/senior level only. One and done for draft type TE, which I dont see out there. But back to WR, yeah, right player, 6'0-4" 4.4 190-220 with proven strong hands and good route runner would really complement our youth and help Arch tremendously by being a reliable option early season.
  17. Man... thats amazingly accurate shit. Im never even opening a temu Spyware website much less the total take over app, but I bet that shit is already out on that POS intellectual property and personal data thieving POS.
  18. Put it on the wall!
  19. Yep. 15 Longhorns went as the first 15 picks. Seriously 1-15 were all Longhorns. Quinn is gonna be a Titan which... doesn't bode well for his career given historical precedent.
  20. Yeah, this. I absolutely want Longhorns to be successful as possible in the NFL (fuck you Jeff Fisher). Being successful is good for the Longhorn brand for sure, but the dividends returns aren't nearly as lucrative as high and multiple draft picks to help recruiting and portal pulls. The top young men be they HS recruit or portal are about getting in the league. League production registers with them, but draft picks draw their undivided attention.
  21. You missed an important cliff note: - Best LB group in well, ages. I think that particularly important and I like to believe accurate. Its important, IMO, given the losses in secondary. Particularly relating to a very specific play, screens. We destroyed screens defensively last year and many SEC OCs deploy them regularly to open inside run. Not sure what any of that has to do with Arch, but yeah. I also firmly believe we will all finally see Sark's "full" offensive game plan. A legit deep ball threat combined with QB mobility completely changes what he can do in this offense and with these players. That is directly connected to Arch to, ya know, not completely derail the thread. If we have a RB elevate to, not Bijan but, really good SEC RB level performance... well.. we will be in a very good place. I do think both the deep threat and QB mobility/threat of run will greatly impact the RB room's ability become that "really good/SEC level RB". Should we have a Bijan level or similar level RB emerge... well...
  22. Doh... I fumbled my dumb ass right into that shit.
  23. I dont call women under the age of 18 girls, I call them women. If you can vote and kill for this country, despite the stupid fact that you can't drink.. you're no longer a boy. Semantics, sure.
  24. Rippling, Ripley, Deel... If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same
  25. Soo... it's essentially their Salt Life sticker. I see, makes sense now.
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