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BurntEyes

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  1. Well, going 3 out late with 3 running plays burns about 2 minutes if they're just run stops. See the late 2nd RZ pass nonsense where we burned 14 seconds and gave the ball back to ASU with 1:46 left in the half. Instead of say... 0. Then the 3 passes in the 4th with 6 to go. I get it, our run game was really struggling, but as an HC you've got to manage the game clock both in an offensive and defensive mind set. If you're out there getting conservative to protect a 2 score lead, fucking protect it by burning clock.
  2. Going to claim ignorance here, but he could be walking on correct? Playing practice squad and learning under Sark, maybe become an assistant post graduation would be one helluva resume builder. Makes a TON of sense for a QB who's dad is a HC in Texas HS football. Also, could open recruiting doors down the way. If a walk on I see nothing but upside in this one.
  3. This is so, very aggie. Main information in spoiler below for those that don't like to click and those that hate long cat.
  4. Every. Damn. Time.
  5. Lol.. take your delusions to the wives thread, and not all of us are married.
  6. Some of us played sports and had cars in high school.
  7. Far more complex and complete answer than mine and seems much healthier. Can't see this going over well with the Surly crew.
  8. Weed, therapy, masterbation, venting on Surly game day threads, bitching via text with friends during games, thread shitting Surly threads after, and apparently breaking TVs. There are other options man.. There are options.
  9. I hate gifts man, fuck Christmas!
  10. Yeah, he's King Arthur in his own, bizarre, Cos Play mind.
  11. I'll go out on a limb and guess this numb nut has no clue how to run a knife. Wanna know how I know, no one with a clue uses a fucking WWI trench knife but a karambit and they don't dull the blade and make it difficult to use by sticking it in a wall. Even better, blunt weapons are better for self defense unless you're a bladed weapons expert. This guy posts shit that I would have laughed at when I was a teenager.
  12. Jpegs of that guy never fail to make me grin
  13. I'm taking pop-tarts over Mayo every. Single. Time.
  14. I mean, if you've got billions you really don't need to work out at all. Good plastic surgeon, some little blue pills and you're set.
  15. You're not wrong. But he's probably a sip plant.
  16. That burp falls clearly into the "football signs" CoachLB had seen. It's a sign of great coaching. Elko will get them there even if they lose their best WR and other top players in the portal. Remember we wanted to fire Sark, who is obviously not "getting the right guys in here" like Elko. More signs. It's bad bull.
  17. Please read carefully... "Texas ain't THAT good."
  18. I mostly like the team, player and conference cock sucking is really being kept to a minimum. Doing it when applicable and not otherwise.
  19. One guy took it like a man, one guy literally puked on mic. It was worthy.
  20. Hmmm not exactly. They were not Anti SECSECSEC when Texas lost to Georgia1, then anti-SECSECSEC when Texas schedule was "fixed", but pro SECSECSEC when they were at 8 wins. Then anti SECSECSEC when Texas beat them. Then Pro SECSECSEC at the start of bowl season. Then anti SECSECSEC the moment Texas was the only teams left on the CFP. Try and keep up please.
  21. This. PSU was running at will against Boise, then for no reason, he went full regard and flung the ball around for 3 quarters. Freeman has a clue, Franklin consistently loses the bigger games against good coaches with equal talent. PSU winning would shock me.
  22. No soup for him! (And rep for catching it!)
  23. This. Hire a chef, a trainer, and find a 10. Buy all the cool toys you want rent the ones you like. Enjoy. It's not fucking complicated.
  24. Yeah, I like Joel Klatt and I was listening to his take on this game. Aside from the penalty discussion aspect, he nailed it. Not just this game but bigger picture. The lack of consistency from Ewers and this Texas offense is nearly inexplicable. Klatt even talked to the duality of Quinn, amazing sometimes then suddenly not and in this game amazing again at the end. I'm leaning more and more into Sark's ownership of these issues. Post up page talked about perhaps Quinn is worse than reported by Texas. If so.. that means Arch is far enough behind in development that Sark opted to play a seriously injured and limited player. That makes not getting Arch in for more snaps and even worse decisions to increase that development, you know, it case it gets worse. If Quinn isn't that hurt, why the flashes of greatness and sudden huge periods of lack of production? It's a legitimate question, and given some of the scheme for ASU, aggje Georgia1 and Georgia2 not to mention the 3rd quarter doldrums we've had since Michigan.. WTF is going on with this offense? I know most of this belong in the Sark thread but it is perplexing at the least. You look at ND and OSU, they are peaking now, at the perfect time. Whereas Texas seemed to take a step back vs a good and fast but not great ASU D. Its... not encouraging and creates a lot of questions for which I have some ideas but it's just flinging poo at the wall. It's most infuriating because I do believe, firmly, this is a championship caliber D and they are performing like it. I think we have the players to be a championship caliber O, but we just don't look like one, consistently. Sure there are flashes like the start and end of ASU.. and we look wildly amazing. But.. why just flashes? It's fucking infuriating.
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