BurntEyes

Well, I'm all up in her DMs letting her know I'm on the market. Yes, I'd move to Florida... the thirst is real.

Well shit... new shit has come to light... first Graham (not not THAT Graham) was/is dating Alexis Loomans Fish... sea.. yep, I'd drop out of Yale and move to Florduh for this: BUT!!!: Trouble in Paradise?

Ftfy

The big Kaunau Amazing lake of keepers Cuck kept in vast sea

Be THE big Kaunau in an amazing lake ripe with great keepers or be a kept dnf in an vast ocean of never will.

Not if their DC and HC have a clue. The blue print is working, it would be pretty poor coaching not to at least attempt to replicate it once again. Fortunately, with their current Yale QB, I don't see them putting up a lot of points.

He's not throwing a deep ball to wide open guys. I'd personally settle for Quinn just not turning the ball over.

From what I'm picking up, this appears to be drunk piece of shit redneck racist meets asshole black cop. Think I will sit this one out.

Hey Bill, wanna come be a consultant? Is Dominic still the starter? Yes. **click**

@ArmybratGonna need you to make up some old timey fictional bullshit about how non-US folks have to sit at a children's table during Thanksgiving.

Never change Trixie, never change.

Are you hoping I take a stroll down by Town Lake after Thanksgiving?!?! Look man, we're going to the one in Dallas and I'm not heading to Austin nor Rainey Street afterwards. The death wish has been noted, however.

We knew we could count on you! My family decided to do Thanksgiving at Eddie Vs. The crowd includes one always overly intoxicated woman, this year includes a couple of people I don't know, at all. I have no idea wtf is going to happen, but I'm sure it will disturb the otherwise normal patrons of the Eddie Vs. Let's fucking go.

I need, not want, need a team to have Holgerson and Petrino coaching together and a reality series that documents their off field behavior, together. That's reality TV I'd actually watch. Common on Rhule, hook a brother up.

The Yalie may be smart, but he looked a bit slow processing reads when he went in for Lagway. I predict minimum 2 picks. His reads weren't the only slow thing about him. He left Yale for UF allegedly for a woman and I guess to play football. I also saw him "scramble". He might have gotten good grades, might be book smart, but he's not football smart, football fast nor does he read the tea leaves well. But... undefeated

You, me, all of Surly and most of the SEC. Pretty sure LSU fans have joined, in large part, the "fuck that weird cult" bandwagon. Brought an Auburn fan up to speed on a couple of aggie realities in a business meeting yesterday.

I hope nobody has mentioned they have 2 games prior to Texas and they haven't historically performed when playing at one of them.

Lots of interesting and season altering action this weekend. Texas is facing a bad Florida team. With their previous QB, I could see an interesting game. With the former Yale QB... not so much. For me the two most interesting games are: #2 Georgia (-3) @ #16 Ole Miss (3:30/2:30 ABC): A battle of two Jekyll and Hyde teams in the Grove. Which version of each team shows up determines who wins the game. Michigan @ #8 Indiana (-13) (3:30/2:30 CBS): Indiana is very fucking good by every metric. Will we get 10-windiana in game number ten? I have ZERO clue what will happen with Georgia v Ole Miss. None. Not even gonna try to predict an outcome. Will I be torn between pulling for an underdog IU who is the Rodney Dangerfield of this season or Michigan to make Texas look better... yep. Do I think IU will win, yep. Lots to keep an eye on and an exciting week. I even care about the early Tuesday games as there were former clients of mine in both match ups.

I understood your point exactly. You're vastly over weighing a win over Boise State and OSU and completely ignoring the only direct comparable mid season, common opponent results. Results that indicate IU has an equivalent level of defense and superior offense to Oregon. You're also completely ignoring the fact that IU is beating conference and Non-con opponents dramatically. Every game. IU offense average points: 46.56 IU opponent average points: 13.67 The closest, Washington 31-17 or... 2 touch downs in favor of IU. Find me another undeated team who's smallest margin of victory this year is 14 points. Hint, it ain't Oregon who beat the power house Idaho 24-14 in the first game of the season. It ain't BYU who beat SMU, Okie State and UCF by 3 points. (2 of which teams have a losing record) Not only should IU be ranked ahead of BYU(who has beaten exactly 2 good teams), but by measurable metrics they should also be ahead of Oregon. Edit - for clarity I firmly believe IU should be ranked, at worst, #1 or #2 ahead of Miami, Texas, OSU, Georgia and certainly BYU. A case could be argued for BYU ahead of Miami, but it's a weak one. When a team plays a schedule and there are 3 opponents with a winning record, like BYU has done, and there are a lot of close games, well, it doesn't scream top 5 to me. Notice a modicum of objectivity in that I'm not leaning a huge bias towards my team, Texas. In fact, I have zero allegiance for IU or B1G.

First you say Oregon should be ahead of BYU but not IU. I point out the common opponents and the fact the IU beat them by double digits, each one and held them to the exact same offensive output. Then you say they beat them by a little more and bring up Boise State. Then you move the goal post again by mentioning they need to beat OSU, and won't admit they should be ahead of BYU. I point out BYU has beat 2 good teams, in total. BYU has played a shit schedule. IU has out performed Oregon in common opponents by double digits. Yet, IU belongs behind BYU but Oregon doesn't. You're fulla shit!

Eh.. USC lost to Michigan, Maryland and Minnesota. I wouldn't bet it either way.

Living in Tennessee, with shit tons of Bama tshirt fans, I'm happy to see the Tide flounder. I just don't have the hate for Deboer that I perceive some to have for him. Yes, his team beat ours last year but that isn't enough for me to despise the guy like little Stoops, Heuple or Riley. OR FUMB, Mensa and Strong.

See, I knew I was right all along.

I dunno about the kNowledge v Rubbers game going the way of Trojan Man. I think corn could very well pull that off. Not that I am or ever will pull for them.

I stand corrected.