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BurntEyes

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  1. He didn't do any of the underlined last off season (other than 2 former MB guys that are absolute failures) and has expressed no acknowledgement of any issues this season. Nor has he ever at any point taken ownership of issues of his own nor the staff. He has consistently blamed players. He also has expressed no willingness to make changes. So why are your assumptions, with zero historical facts or data to back them less delusional than any other position?
  2. All following Data is per CFBStats Offense Rankings: Total offense: #80 Scoring offense: #64 Rusing Offense: #103 Passing Offense #50 Sacks Allowed: #86 Tackles for Loss Allowed: #106 First Downs: #108 Time of Possesion: #97 Red Zone Conversions: #85 Third Down Conversions: #82 Of note: Arch Manning's #40 ranking in Passing All Games is the highest single stat of the entire Texas offense kept by CFBStats that I found. Please feel free to double check. Penalties: #119 Defense Rankings: Total Defense: #23 Rushing Defense: #6 Passing Defense #91 Interceptions: #32 Passes Defended: #62
  3. One flew over the cuck-oos nest!
  4. It might not seem big, but his wife is an influencer. They recently got back together. The issues moving to Tuscaloosa, being at a far remove from scene or restaurant or anything really will generate a ton of friction. Can not see a sideways move with those bonafides on quality of life. That's not me slamming on the Bama job, that's looking at the location from an influencer point of view.
  5. Dammit, first I get the dingsong kink term dropped on me now sharpies. I really thought I was "in the know" as I like to think my kink game is strong. It certainly appears as if I have deluded myself as I have no clue about sharpie kink. Please, do tell or feel free to DM.
  6. Wait, did she send you little people cuck porn too? Or did you win the magic prize?
  7. @BigHornedLurker What she's saying to you is, "You're on the list".
  8. You ain't in the puff puff pass circle homie cause people got tired of answering your question, "What if d-o-g spelled cat?".
  9. I could and would but everyone knows:
  10. Good news is you bring so much value and so many laughs with your crafty posts and amazing insights on shit none of were aware of prior.
  11. Winning is hard?
  12. Absolute shit ton of smoke and the time of the various smoke signals coincide extremely well with bad "choices" or bad loses extremely well. No confirmation from any reputable source of anything certain on personal issues. However on page 229 of this thread I took the time to breakdown the time line of bad coaching choices, smoke signals and performance issues.
  13. @Candi Fisther said it which sounds like a lock for the screen name someone known as the pole assassin would use.
  14. Give it time! I promise within a few years they'll think us the top of the heap regarding arrogance, over inflated expectations and entitlement. We're Texas, it's what we do.
  15. And losing a bunch of NIL support this portal and off season plus a much harder schedule next year actually creates a rebuilding process because we're gonna have jack shit in the hopper by 2027.
  16. I live in SEC land. The biggest rivalry in the minds of SEC folks that were not in the SWC is "The Real UT" vs "UT", seriously, that's 99% of the "hate" I get. A few think we're a little arrogant and entitled. Otherwise they don't give a shit.
  17. All following Data is per CFBStats Offense Rankings: Total offense: #80 Scoring offense: #64 Rusing Offense: #103 Passing Offense #50 Sacks Allowed: #86 Tackles for Loss Allowed: #106 First Downs: #108 Time of Possesion: #97 Red Zone Conversions: #85 Third Down Conversions: #82 Of note: Arch Manning's #40 ranking in Passing All Games is the highest single stat of the entire Texas offense kept by CFBStats that I found. Please feel free to double check. Penalties: #119
  18. Yeah but Sark has so much load on his plate with cutting players lose early and trips to San Marcos for "transfer scouting" that he obviously delegates those responsibilities to our special teams coach. Im told the monkey ran the fake kick off drills as much as possible. That shit is on the players.
  19. We all know she's an influencer, which means your last sentence is redundant. Which makes me wonder, is Deion gonna drop his current squeeze for an influencer? Apparently it's the in thing for drama fueled coaches and I feel like Neon is really missing the boat on that one.
  20. Did you know that the highest single ranking of any offensive stat found on CFBStats.com for Texas is Arch Manning's #40 ranking in individual National All Games Passing? That is all team offensive stats for Texas.
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