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BurntEyes

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  2. Do you actually think average college student or even general malcontent is going to enjoy life among the Hamas? Particularly the female and drug using idiots? Also, did you take that post as intending to be serious or a like for like for like option? I suppose if it makes you feel better we can stick the Hamas supporters in Greenbow Alabama for better symmetry between the "joy" they achieve. I'm flexible.
  3. Do you seem me claiming to identify as an Emporor penguin? No you do not. Bro do you even Magellan penguin?
  4. There are a large number of people I would support "visiting" mother Russia. Primarily, SUV driving while phone is in hand females and Class A RV left lane driving men.
  5. Does that kindly bear look like they identify as a penguin to you?!?! Exactly, the lack of awareness and hate for my kind is painful and needs to end.
  6. The ignorance and hatred around people who identify as Furries is a national shame and I won't allow your myopic view keep me from identifying as I feel compelled.
  7. Please don't advocate for sending anyone to Antarctica. It's already over trafficked by tourism and scientists! Leave it alone!!
  8. I for one fully support of US and non-US citizens receiving a 2 month required relocation, I mean state sponsored vacation for all KKK, Proud boys, Neonazi groups to free public housing in South Chicago during which they are required to display their teams colors and uniforms anytime they're out of the house. Similarly, I fully support an funded and required exchange program for all US citizens in support of Hamas to be assimilated into Hamas culture for 2 months. It's great to help cross the divide between these groups and really make America great again. Also, I'm in full support of any moderately attractive college females that feels compelled to educate me about her struggles and causes at their home. Happy to send my CV if required but I will demand pics prior to attending the reeducation session.
  9. Fuck you and your actual real facts. Take that shit to the nerd thread. This is the aggie thread. We're here to discuss myths, cults, and fake news. Also, ousux
  10. Preferably in my bedroom, a man can dream. I'll be in my bunk figuring out a plan to make that happen.
  11. VUuls is the redneck version V is light the U is heavy emphasis gotta lightly draw out the L. VoouLs closer to vowels when your hammered drunk. Knox vUULl CookvUULl And of course Lebnun spelled Lebanon And yes UT is a University, not a sports team. Similar to Texas you put the city after it only when it's not Knoxvuul.
  12. Well, you got part of it right. First, in the proper cult method they will berate every victory as it happens dismissing it as "a down xxx team". You have to lock in the matra and "logic" anytime data occurs that could disrupt the "reality". That way, should it come to pass that Texas wins the SEC required supporting "evidence" will already exist that the "SEC was just having a down year", "tu just got lucky", and "it will never happen again". Cults have to tear down items as the occur so as not to have a mountain of evidence build.
  13. Never gets old, seriously.
  14. I've shown people my man tits. That's gotta count for something!!
  15. Man, I knew this thread was going places. Really glad I added to my feed. I mean, where else would I have learned the shittyness ranking of Surly doctors. Nowhere! That's where. This is internet GOLD! Also abortion should be free/funded by the federal government and the 2nd amendment is the most important one of them all!!! But CR is fucking stupid.
  16. Well, might be less fuck the and more fucking police.. but I thought I'd put it here. I'm honestly not sure this is a bad thing, might make them more willing to deescalate than "shoot". You be the judge. Fucking Police
  17. I didn't catch 1 because I was too amused and distracted looking at 2 and trying to determine if they got any correct. Then if there was any logic to the logo error, alphabetical, reverse from the ranking order, or anything at all? No is the answer.
  18. First instinct, go spend an hour with Oscar Wilde.
  19. Just getting in on the 420 cause despite my lack of tokin' I fully support smokin' and Elon fails hopin' Yeah, my poetry sucks, but wadda ya gonna do.
  20. Good sir, on behalf of the group I openly encourage you to provide more data to back your point. Sure, I've see the video, but your cames of amazing memes are unfounded with supporting evidence. In other words, pics or it didn't happen, please. And for the record, I think a more appropriate headline for that last pics is, "She did the mash, the monster mash!"
  21. That's the spirit. Shit, give me a uniform and a sideline pass I'll play 5th string Fullback for all our wishbone looks. Call me Red Duece, it'll please a lot of the Surly posters.
  22. Agreed. This is like going back days later after a Superbowl, altering a call on the field/booth review and then giving the championship to the other team. I know it's not exactly the same, but the it's equal to me in the outlandish nature.
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