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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
PUT. IT. ON. THE. WALL. We are not Tech, aggie, OSU, Georgia or Oregon and we should align our expectations accordingly. Sark doesn't go out and buy mercenaries to fill gaps that tried and true Aggie Football players are waiting to step up and into. I'm sick of all these 2%ers with the audacity to challenge Sark. I doubt any of them even attended Texas much less wore a uniform. We should all be grateful! Winning is hard.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
This post is so stupid. We will take our shitastic staff, team and result and embrace them all. This is the best it's been since Royal. Wining is hard you dolt!- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Sark is a round flat circle.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
CDC might put parental reactions on his sideline podcast viewing.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Sark shouldn't come back. I don't think he will come back. Counter Point: We're Texas.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
First time on this thread? Dude. 😘- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I don't know what dingsongs are and that makes me feel like my kink game is really slipping. I haz a sad- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Why is the Texas coach reading a news paper and coppin a squat on the sideline?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
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This is just fucking comical. Not only was it a blow out, go back and watch, several players essentially quit.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Or watching podcasts on his Ipad.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Dear sir, I'm going to refer back to my War and Peace post a few pages back. TLDR: there is no fucking plan.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I was mostly joking with a couple of friends regarding film study and offensive planning for opponents. Either 1) Our staff is getting teams mixed up on who we're playing 2) Are falling asleep during film review prior to planning 3) Are surfing Surly during film review 4) Don't have a clue what they are looking at. 5) Simply skip film watching day in favor of "prospecting transfers" in San Marcos.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Wait, you sent me some little people cuck porn. Was I late? Dammit, winning is hard but at least I am too.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Debts? I owe her nothing. She can pry my cash from my cold dead hand because winning is hard. Does she even know how many bets I welched on before Sark started coaching at Texas. I got some financial issues cause winning is hard!- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Winning is hard indeed. Look, it's well known Sark loves his Telenovelas as much as me. How the fuck does anyone expect a head coach to be on the sideline, during a game and watch CU and UNC in multi-cast, like his influencer wife's posts and share (gotta like and share), watch the feed of the Texas game, get his Temu jet boats ordered, key up with Murder with my Husband pods cast and jibber jabber with his quarterback about stupid shit like plays and the 10th sack he's taken. Winning is hard Arch, run away from them or throw someone a ball. He needs to figure it out, he's a Manning.- Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
It appears the Deion Telenovela will soon be airing the Neon Snow Skis over Land Sharks season. As such, and given my deep love for Telenovela action, I'm gonna need them to go ahead and fund at least a couple of more season of Bill's Sugar Baby Takes On the World.- Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
I dunno how I missed this and I'm a little late to the party.. But I'll help with your confusion:- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
We should be used to it! Are they even aware of our recruiting before Sark got to Texas?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Well, we should have been able to beat the shit out of UTEP, Florida, Kentucky, and MSU. So.. agree with your closing thought.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Ya missed my sarcastic subtext deech. My theory, money is currently dried up a lot and influence outside the program is decreasing, combined with horrible statistical performances. "Look at these numbers Joe RB/WR/TE. Sure they'd be a good fit for your skills and future prospects? Yeah we see it the same... here's some money."- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Okay cool hook'em Is it though?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Put it on the wall!! - This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
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