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BurntEyes

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  1. ASU's D is more questionable than Clemsons and that's not a compliment directed at Clemson. ASU's offense is pretty 1 dimensional, particularly now, relatively speaking. If we don't beat ASU convincingly we weren't beating anyone else left in the CFP.
  2. She has a mouth? That's useful, thanks.
  3. Well... not exactly. You see 8-9 wins is their standard. However, around 30% of the time they fail turdition and fall short of their "standard". Then every 20 years or so they actually win more than 10.
  4. I know this is real, but man, it feel like something Mel Brooke's movie. It's wild that it's reality and not a mocumentary.
  5. Let's go on record here. I'm the first to happily and openly admit my thirst. Hell, already did last page. I know we got a lot of 1%ers that only fuck Mensa member 10s that are wealthy. I get it. Just saying that no matter what dumb shit she might say I absolutely wood Kayce and I brag about right here on Surly. Of course, I'm not from Nahm so...
  6. I'm not pulling for an ACC team.. but I'm never going to be upset to see Corn fuck themselves up. It's what they do and it's glorious. To be clear, it's nowhere close to aggie self destruction tears but it's still a tasty treat.
  7. Yesterday was pretty much, the SEC looks over rated day. So far, today has been ACC definitely is over rated day.
  8. I'll go out on a limb here and bet Belichick told most of the team the same thing. :::Belichick calls team meeting for all. Walks into the room, grabs the microphone waves his hand around then points finger at basically all the various players::: "Cut!" :::Belichick drops microphone and walks out of the room:::
  9. I just want to know if Kayce would be interested in attending the National Championship game with me should Texas make it. I'll let her wear agswag and "punish" her for it after the game. I know, I'm seeking help for my issues.
  10. Look close to the card box. To the left as we view it or right from Elko the magnificent. Those are reds. Now, it's Caesars and usually the min is $25-50 (green/green x 2) but they do on rare occasions have a $10-15. Between Xmas prior to the NYE crowds is a SLOW time in Vegas. So... a $10-15 isn't out of the question. Just saying, but great catch old man.
  11. If aggie could get Deion they absolutely fucking would. Yes, the "Old Guard" and Redass aggies would quietly howl their dislike for Deion with thinly veiled racist comments like "Hiring thugs to coach", "Gangster Head Coach", and tons of comments about rap music in the locker room. However, those same racists would fall in line once "Luccidore the magnificent" fills their feeble racist minds with hopes and dreams of Glory and world, I mean college football domination. To be clear, as soon as the roller-coaster invariably went off the tracks the same racist, I mean good old aggies, would jump right back to hired thug and rap slamming. Cause, clearly that would be the issue. Yes sir, the same train they've always rode would be on the tracks for the fall. Just the amount of coverage and Deion's reaction to the racist bullshit would put them in the spot light of the nation. Glorious! Absolutely Gorgeous and stunning. A man can dream.
  12. We know where it goes, and it doesn't have to be said, but we know I can't stop myself... Put it on the wall!
  13. He'd absolutely hang up on them, but the possibilities are so delicious I'm going to live in this delicious delusion for just a moment longer.
  14. Fire Elko and hire Prime.. have $35m per year in coaching. And where would that get them?? That actually sound like the perfect fit and my god, the aggie reaction to Coach Prime alone would be so fucking amazing!!
  15. Actually cackled about this one. Definitely needs more love. Great find!!! That's close to the master @THUJONE level great.
  16. -Elko on AK vs 6 Elk out front: "Can I split these?" No sir, you can only split pairs. Elk out front: "Aww.. well then, hit me!" Really?!? Elk out front: "Do it!!"
  17. What are you new here?!? Moral victories are absolutely even to actual, you know, wins. They almost beat their playoff bound rival, at home, in from a roaring crowd, and held them to 17 points. That was Texas' lowest output of the season offensively. Why can't you understand that's just as good as actually having beat Texas?!?! The crowd was amazing and tu suffered some major injuries that did prevent them from winning the SEC championship and will prevent them from winning the CFP. Texas wasn't and isn’t SEC ready. Stupid sip.
  18. Nerd is the proper nomenclature dude!
  19. Some awareness, clearly soon to be given a break sip plants I'm sure: Oh the the old gaurd is there: And the revisionist historians that never actually acknowledge reality are wating to talk former glory:
  20. It's after shock.. it has and always will wear off. They hype machines will roll, Graham and the Luccidore will rally the troops with off season propaganda and before August aggie will be on a SEC and National Championship track. The roller-coaster rolls on. Have faith.
  21. I too fell asleep in the 4th but the gods of football glory and shame woke me up with USC on the goal line. Being completely serious. It was both weird and glorious. I'm sound asleep, pop awake, wtf.. oh shit! Timeout aggie. My brain still somewhat asleep... wait.. why is aggie calling a time out. That makes no sense, did I misunderstand? NOPE TD USC! Oh... that's why, now I get it. Glory glory aggie's stupid Glory glory they're so dumb Off to bed..
  22. Worth it! So tasty!Β‘
  23. Top right is a DDLG lover. She might out kink my girl with her cuck love but I'll take what I get.
  24. Oh hell, I completely missed this game was even on. Damn
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