BurntEyes

Most of the shit on that thread is just that, bullshit. THAT post is dead fucking serious and frankly, that dude needs some fucking legit help.

Hmmm, Michigan. Second best uniforms in college football and a legit historically great team. I've really got one thing to add to this thread that I'm sure has been mentioned but deserves to be mentioned again if so.. After the following happened, I was on a golf course next to my good friends truck about 1 hour later. Things were said I won't repeat by both of us and later the Texas QB. In short, the Texas team played pretty damn well the next "few" games, all of which I attended. LFG!!!!!

On my porch with my dog in enjoying the mid 70s weather. FIGHT!

No mention of the amazing military history by this McNeese State fan? He seems nice but it's clear he and his just aren't military minded at all. No surprise on the joy they experienced from the amazing and giving aggie fan base. Glad they had a good time, but I hope they recognize the amazing contributions by aggie military if they ever return. I do wonder if they got introduced to the well taken care of family with car issues. - Gomer Pylefield from This Week in aggieland

The Gig'em Gazzette Presents: This Week in aggieland: National Championship(s)!!! Upcoming run at the CFP, International Legal Affairs, Another Wayward Visitor Well you wonderful, honorable and loyal Redasses, I have it on good authority that's after last weeks ref induced lost to the second best team in the Nation in ND, the Elk is about to go on an undefeated tear toward the CFP. Get the details from "The wise and kind Loochinator". In other big news evil t.u. has finally done it. There is a legal lawsuit forthcoming from the international, esteemed, brilliant and expert aggie law team that will most likely bring down several t.u. message boards. The details are still coming in but one of the evil t.u. consipirtors has fled the country. This could well end in the Supreme Court and even threatens t.u. Footballs future. I have an inside scoop that one of the accused might actually be a spy turn coat worthy of execution that actually graduated from aggie, barely. In the lost and found, a McNeese State family was stuck on the side of the road between Dallas and College Station on the way in this morning. Don't worry, one of our outstanding aggies actually went and got their tow truck, hauled the family car to a garage for repair, paid for a hotel room for them, and made them a home cooked meal. Details in the link.

Well shit I just came up with my first article. This Week in aggieland: aggie Wins!! National Championship!!! And Another Wayward Visitor Just like it should be in every sport, your honorable and lovable aggies win yet another national championship. Football is really coming around under the Supreme leadership of The Elk, so be sure to check in on "Updates from The All Knowning Loochinator!" Sadly, a woman got lost in the parking garage during the Series IV 8th Teir Cheer Championships. Don't worry, she was of course helped by a wise, kind and honorable white anglosaxon Baptist aggie cheer mom! Story in link.

That's cake, shit I might take the job. I'm just going to do a piece called: This Week in aggieland: Another Wayward Visitor Use AI to write the story of a visitor to college station. How well they were treated, how amazing the military history is (don't worry I'll just make shit up there too), how lost they were and then found, how amazing the stadium or campus is, the amazing restaurants (this will be included every other month cause...) -ill just fluff up the "sports accomplishments" and contract with the "loochinator" for content. I'm on it!

Exactly!!! We 1%ers or those faking it until we make would be grateful.

Texas 34 - Michigan - 20 146 yard receiving only because Michigan is throwing a lot late Pic 6 in the 3rd quarter

Whoa man, "victim blame", victim blame or shame on others for doing so, hate on SF or love on it, hate on the politics or defend them, that's in the game. What you don't do is go hating on exclusive Swiss time pieces. That's a banning offense as far as I'm concerned. Take that bullshit to the Swiss Watch Haters sub asshole.

I really do love how Surly this thread has become. It's a thread on a former Texas QB, that it appears almost everyone wishes well and no one faults for transferring. Despite the fact that almost everyone is in support of MM and he no longer plays at Texas there is a headed debate about his skill level. Of course, there are some pics of hot Duke fans in the mix. Mostly the vitriol stems only over the skill set level of a former Texas player who has a total of 4 starts. Then there are the predictable idiots engaged saying really stupid shit off topic or just pain stupid shit in general. Then there's my already pre-confirmed fully regarded ass further derailing with observational commentary about the thread and no specific notation about the thread topic itself. God damn this place is amazing.

Charlie Big Finger Strong was available.

Shooting someone from a very close distance.

Spoiler that kind if nightmare fuel amigo!!

Thanks but don't worry about it. Just be rowdy at the game and enjoy.

Heheh.. playoffs.. oh man, they'll be lucky to win more than 3. Perhaps Memphis, Cal, Southern Charleston, SMU and... ???

Dunno if they will beat Florida and that's in no way supportive of Florida as a decent team. They're not. Even. Close. Still... neither is ND

Will they though?

I'd actually be surprised if Memphis lost. FSU is THAT bad.

If Memphis is getting points, take them, for a lot of money. Before tonight's game: (granted not like for like competition but, BC and GT ain't top tier either)

Yeah, all good with me. Someone buy me a club soda in Nashville is my compensation demand.

You know ND also plays FSU, I'm just sayin'.

Fucking #10, who saw this coming!??! Anyone with a clue, that's who.

Lulz that is all.

In the Eastern division 2018, beat out "the real UT". Also better than Ole Miss and Pigs. Or autocorrect Texags.. my bad