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BurntEyes

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  1. Here is the saddest part of your statement. Dude is a billionaire, one of the richest in the world. Ernie was living his best life, albeit a scumbag one and fictional. When is the last time tickle me Elmo posted a Pic with a hot woman? I'll hang up and listen.
  2. Hmmm yeah we do... https://www.arenaev.com/jerryrigeverything_tests_tesla_cybertrucks_towing_abilities-news-3037.php
  3. I saw a Admirals club check in woman provide a sternly worded verbal beat down to a woman trying to pass the line at DFW about a year ago... who, it turns out, didn't even have access. It was pretty delicious. Words were said, no cops came.
  4. Pro-tip with females and flying. It's worth the money to up to business or first. Put her in a window seat. Use the "executive" lounge for whichever airline your flying. That avoid 99.9% of potential problems. (Note - this is coming from a single man with no children. Load the trebuchets and do your damage)
  5. Baseballs falling from trees hit close to home or some such nonsense.
  6. So I had zero clue who Chaya Raichik was but I suspected she wasn't much of a "Lib" supporter. And that another X brain trust person hates her for being Jewish is on track. Then I discovered this aspect on Wiki which I'm not sure is true, but if so is very much on track. A California born Jewish real estate sales person who is alt-right and moved to Oklahoma and now influences that educational system. Yeah.. on point. (Edit - does it make me a Nazi if I still wood?)
  7. Well, the homophonic aspects aside, he's otherwise not wrong. There is too much fuckery in the Catholic church. Maybe they should focus on eradicating pedoists from seminary and not gays.
  8. 1) At this point who's trying to ford a stream in a $80k truck that has proven its struggles on roads. Not off road, ROADS. 2) Who brings a crew of 3 buddies (mostly wearing black) to witness the failure. 3) Is this moron aware of the fact the the batteries are located at the bottom of the vehicle and the manufacturer discourages CAR WASHES?!? 4) It will never cease to amuse me how clueless people are regarding off roading, Cyberpunk truck or otherwise.
  9. Why do you hate South Dakota and New Mexico. The Surly population in those meccas of assholes is massive.
  10. Yeah, because otherwise who would watch this game???? ND has no national following.
  11. There is 1 more. The dumb ass that knows he's stupid, but doesn't care.
  12. MSU should probably be included in the hall of shame. There is a lot of bad shit out there in college sports, but the A team of cultural evil is A1 PSU A2 Baylor B MSU I'm in no way diminishing shit of other schools but the long term continued institutionalized crime organizations of these 3 really stand out to me.
  13. I mean, at this point... I don't see things getting a lot worse. It would be fantastic is Surly had our very own Mayor.
  14. They're competing with Elmo for world vehicle domination, with very different tactics. Conga line or Musk oil, pick your poison, we are all hosed.
  15. Here is what I do know for sure. I look forward to when this is made into a film and I truly hope Jamie Foxx plays the lead with Jesse Plemons playing the cannabis dealer.
  16. You're not bright enough to see it, but this was the plan all along. Elon has been buying up old shopping malls since before he started Tesla. He has the market cornered and he's not only storing long term inventory but also creating charing stations across the US. When the global availability issues of parking, petrol and lithium hits, Elmo and CyberParking will be running the world. ::Concerning::
  17. Supremely delicious no matter the "winner", we all will win. CU is my Telenovela of drama, terrible acting and language/sayings that I dont understand. Aggie is my reality show of roller coasters, myths, and fan fiction.
  18. Yeah, maybe that's all true, but it will off road a lot better than a Tesla and you can take it through a car wash = winning (Also, concerning)
  19. This took me a minute to recall. (It's been a minute) I liked going there when boating as it was much less of a cluster fuck to get in and out of than most of the places on the lake.
  20. I'd sooner purchase a race prep high mileage Miata than a rental Telsa. (Miata talk not going away)
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