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Biff Tannen

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  1. Yeah, I thought that about my inlaws until today. Turns out they are very much “I don’t like the way he talks, but I like his policies (which they cannot articulate) and, oh I don’t know what you’re talking about with child rape and fraud and criminality and everything horrible about him”. Good luck.
  2. We need to start referring to them exclusively as The Brownshirts. That is what they are. ICE should no longer be in our vernacular.
  3. Quoting myself because now I’m fucking seething. I can’t believe I have to sit here and pretend they are still worthy of my patience. I’ve always known they weee like this, but today was the first time I saw them admit it. And they just. Don’t. Care. They admitted their hate and that they think it is correct. I asked them why they supported a child rapist and FIL said “who is a child rapist?” My jaw hit the floor.
  4. Holy shit, just got into a yelling match with my wife (on my side) and the in laws. Just straight right wing propagandists. They immediately bring up shit that I only vaguely know about from the Fox News thread and such on this site as if it is straight reality. The only thing that came of it from my super Christian MIL is she claimed Jesus would send the immigrants back instead of housing and feeding them. I told her that was the antithesis of Christianity and it made her double take. For a moment, she was self aware. But only a fleeting moment. Then she gave me the finger.
  5. What an amazing ending this would be.
  6. Guarantee he will tout this as an “accomplishment” even though the rates will never change. Just like his 9 wars or whatever he claims he stopped.
  7. What is the difference between a barred owl and a barn owl? I always thought they were all barred owls and I was just hearing “barn”.
  8. How would you like it if I just ripped your heart out of your chest and shoved it down your throat?
  9. I would bet 99.9% of park employees will not enforce this nonsense.
  10. I actually did say that
  11. I just had a conversation with maga FIL about the California billionaire tax proposal, which I didn’t even know about until he brought it up last night. Weird how much Texans care about California. Anyway, after researching I found out it would only affect about 200 people. His response was, “yeah, and those 200 people will move out and not create jobs in California anymore.” Me: “So you still believe in trickle down economics?” “Well, they are all coming to Texas and giving us jobs, so I’ll take it!” This then devolved into red vs blue migration and education levels in rural vs urban areas. He extricated himself from the conversation before it could get too heated and I also felt my blood pressure rising, so probably a good thing. I just can’t deal with it when I realize I’m talking to a Fox News propaganda machine instead of a human being.
  12. This is one of my favorite sports things ever.
  13. It’s almost like they are completely full of shit and don’t believe in anything.
  14. MAGA answer to all 3: I don’t need to defend it libtard. Dear Leader said so.
  15. This is why it’s extremely, almost impossibly, hard for me.
  16. Miami is going to get boat raced at home.
  17. This is going to escalate.
  18. Well this is not ok
  19. The left needs to tone down the rhetoric.
  20. This. It’s about their perception of power and being able to dominate their wives. I’ve seen it in my own family.
  21. Platform.twitter thing is back on ios safari
  22. Started a rewatch recently. God damn this show was great.
  23. So we just take over countries for their resources now? That’s what we do? Fuck a bunch of trade. Just steal other people’s shit. What could go wrong?
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