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Biff Tannen

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  1. Brand new trash bag in empty trash can. She puts an empty plastic Amazon bag on top of the can and leaves it there instead of pushing it down. So I can’t just toss something in, I have to push her empty bag all the way down to allow for other trash.
  2. I disagree. It’s not his fault Americans are the dumbest people on earth. But that’s for another thread. Fuck these traitors. This should be a national day of remembrance. Remembering the Capitol Police who died and also what we SHOULD have done to the perpetrators, both at the Capitol and the republicans who helped plan and encourage it.
  3. This drives me a little insane. Dan is right in the pre-social media/propaganda age, but now it just seems like he's missing the bigger picture.
  4. i didn't get past the 2nd paragraph.
  5. This is how you rewrite history. God damn these people. God damn them all.
  6. You know, deep down, I always kinda felt that they blamed me for Susan's death. Why, because you picked out the poision envelopes? That's silly.
  7. My friend's immunocompromised 6 year old daughter with cancer in South Carolina is super pumped to hear this.
  8. The dumbest people in the dumbest timeline. I’m somehow still astounded at the lack of dignity so many people apparently have.
  9. And once again the pantsing of incredulity is hilarious. Also, dibs on The Pantsing of Incredulity for my next theatrical prog-metal album.
  10. My PCT buddy did it two years in a row (2024 and 2025) because he loved it so much. I didn't get to do the Lone Star Trail this winter because I got a job (booo!!!!), but I may try and get in a section of the AT this spring. If not that, I'll end up back on the PCT this summer at some point. Maybe going north from Truckee.
  11. What percent of magats could find Venezuela on a map?
  12. International law is fake and gay.
  13. God that was so weird.
  14. They are oh so concerned you know. Always have been.
  15. That…seems like a stretch.
  16. Lol wtf. Let’s just get this over with. This ends in death. Just depends on whose.
  17. This is all going to end well I’m sure.
  18. For real, if he were to go forward with this, why would the rest of NATO and whoever else not go against us? Venezuela is already nuts enough, but it is a poor dictatorship. If we go after Western Europe, what other choice is there but war?
  19. Just now hearing his actual press conference. The “media” is a bunch of simpering fools. Media: “Oh, so how are you going to run Venezuela?” Dotard: “well we are deciding right now. Probably some of these people behind me for a while.” Media: great answer, no notes, no follow up
  20. So is this like a Lionel Hutz card?
  21. 2017 called. It wants its thread back.
  22. More like vocabulary time.
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