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Biff Tannen

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    Dude. Pimphand lives in a padded room.
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    The people who get this are a special breed.
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    Uh, I do. Maybe more. We HAVE to get people out to vote. No mercy.
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    I hadn't watched cable news post 4pm in months until tonight and just tuned in to see what was happening. I stumbled into the middle of this same "conversation" and it was fucking unbearable. They literally just shouted over each other for the 2 minutes I watched. It is a clown show.
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    It's almost like these are the dumbest people among us.
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    dammit this
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    3 hours ago to your house to stop you from posting this twaddle.
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    I guess I just got lucky, but mine was set to expire in June and in April I looked online and was able to get a spot within 4 miles of home the next day. I went, but forgot my passport (which they did NOT tell me I needed, even though my license was still valid), but they told me if I could come back same day with passport, they had several openings that afternoon. This was the DPS on 183 near Oak Knoll.
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    We are lazy as fuck and furthermore, I'll add an old man yelling at clouds analogy, though I think it's more of a "holy fuck" analogy: Recently, my wife had an employee who was college age. This employee would order Chik Fila breakfast via the app every morning and go pick it up. When the AT&T cellular outage happened a few months ago (where no one's phone/internet worked for like half a day), she told me that instead of just walking into Chik Fila to get her breakfast, the employee literally went without breakfast. Because she didn't know how to interact with human beings inside a restaurant and order food face to face. She would rather STARVE than figure out how to do something without her phone. Yeah.
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    He has had a couple of speaking parts in the LOTR movies and has a small cult following there, but yeah. C'mon Jermaine! Bring your buddy along! Seriously, the original Flight of the Conchords stand up on HBO is a fucking classic.
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    Check in the mornings online for places closer to you and see if spots have opened up. I think they update them at like 8am every day.
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    I think that's just her. She doesn't know how to play anyone else.
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    This. And even if they did, they don't believe in reality, so they would just hand waive it away. They just like the idea of being on the team. Make the libs cry. That's as far as their brains go.
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    So the whole country? Kids too? Man, I guess I'm the odd one out.
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    Yes, that's what I thought also...
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    This will forever be the greatest metaphor for him and the ideals of America.
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    I'm a fan. The kid actually bothers me a bit, but the rest of the cast is solid. I'm also a sucker for pretty much anything Taika and Jermaine do. Speaking of, whatever happened to Brett?
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    Remember my friend Adam from Detroit? Yeah, the guy with the flat head? He's a cube!
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    I really think there's a non-zero chance we get to the election and he just yells "THE ARISTOCRATS!" and walks away.
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    This Biden is the best Biden

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