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Biff Tannen

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  1. I’ve done that twice. Fucking Sound of Music up there.
  2. Starting to finally look like the blast furnace out there. Dammit.
  3. When I was a kid you could buy a Texas flag that flew over the Capitol. I assume that’s still a thing.
  4. Tonight? Oh. They meant two weeks.
  5. You know what? No. I’m tired of this bullshit meme. Oh? Some traitor had a salient point for one moment in their lives? More than likely a mistake or a deliberate attempt to reach out to one iota outside their cult bubble? No. Fuck them. Always and forever. Tucker fucking Carlson or Ted Cruz or Putin or Trump or my in laws will never have a fucking genuine point about anything in their entire stupid lives. Fuck off.
  6. Well you’re in the future. Tell us what happens!
  7. What the fuck is happening in the simulation where Tucker fucking Carlson is starting to make sense?!?
  8. Yeah. Also if we could put him into carbonite, that would be fun too.
  9. Also appropriate for this thread in general
  10. Yes. This has been discussed. They were following the agreement until Captain dipshit tore it up for no reason in his first admin. It’s like I’m playing cards with my brother’s kids here.
  11. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
  12. First, Bari Weiss is a grifter. Second…ok first and second.
  13. So if I’m the leadership of Iran, what exactly is my reasoning for not just launching everything I have in a moment of final glory? The most powerful leader in the world just told my biggest city to evacuate and my other biggest enemy has already aced most of my military leaders. It just seems primed.
  14. He has legitimately lost his fucking mind. Like more so than Sinema.
  15. This sounds hysterical on its face, but I would bet a mortgage payment we see this by year 3, if not sooner.
  16. I celebrate my entire catalog.
  17. This was actually the place that got me interested in the Dolomites to begin with, but I still haven’t been there. I should remedy that.
  18. This is what I feel his tweets are in gif form
  19. Denying your own history is another step in the fascist playbook. The fact that America has historically had the wherewithal to make these sites part of the National Parks System is why we have the ability for greatness. This is a huge step backwards.
  20. Well that's all fun, but even if true, what does it matter at this point?
  21. Insert Mitch Hedberg joke
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