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    Is this the humblebrag thread? 😅 All you fuckers without kids SHOULD BE MISERABLE!!! I just had to coach at 4pm on Friday on a turf field and then drive the two freeloaders all over town today to do more shit. You must be miserable like me! Wait, no, you made a choice and I made a choice. We are all allowed choices and I respect yours. See how that works couchfucker?
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    Of course Chaz. Good job dude.
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    Yall are so close to figuring it out. Jesus. Do I need a spider chart for the dude that posted it? We are truly slipping. Dammit.
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    So we are assigning race based on asshole comfort now? Fuck you.
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    I am a Texas native and I love a coolapeno. Do I hate myself or love my butthole? THAT IS THE QUESTION! Are coolapenos gay or not. I need clarity.
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    I am not gonna lie, if I had no idea who that was, had a few drinks at the bar and it was dark, I would try. If I saw that tattoo I would immediately know I fucked up.. Any woman with that "art" is a full on psycho. I would likely fuck up though.
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    Koozie and hat? I need more shit.
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    Where the duck is the camo collection? Dove season is very close. I need new gear. I would love a reproductive rights camo hoodie and a "they're weird" camo hat.
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    I am down with 137% of that. /turnip
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    Well a girl can hope. I agree. Doubt any of these guys do. We will see.
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    It is a ploy to make sure turnip doesn't say something off color and fall more. Recording will drop in an hour. Nothing more nothing less. It is pure propaganda. Twitter also sucks shit through a straw, but It ain't a ddos attack.
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    Imagine a world where bots turn on elmo. Then imagine dotards bully pulpit erased by them.
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    My mom is a Democrat anti vaxer that hates Turnip. She is batshit crazy about anti vax among other shit (think Saul's brother from the TV show) and absolutely the most liberal person you have ever met. Goes to Vietnam to help on a medical mission (as a nurse). Then uses her law degree to aid children who have suffered abuse and protect them. Staunch women's rights and LGBTQ+ supporter. Then decides rfk is her man. A true riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma of full on crazy. I cannot understand how she supports that POS considering his real track record. Brainwashing is real.
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    Doubt he makes it to the 40 but if he does, we got a good one. Cunningham is legit. Mvp by far. https://x.com/USABaseball18U/status/1822776237556920779
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    Coop closed out the gold medal match for team USA. What an experience. https://x.com/USABaseball18U/status/1822737179442921894
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    I love your hole. Shit wait, I love seeing pictures of your hole. No, dammit, you have dug a pretty cool hole. Impressive hole. Goddammit, nevermind.
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    That was amazing. Was that 100m gap? Jesus. Do better world.
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    His mother was a mudder! Good job Pressley. Dealing with that shit condition was impressive.
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    The fact that these people don't realize they can't have their cake and eat it too is the exact reason all these dems through the years have been losers. Do you know what compromise is? No? Ok, you get crippling dept, zero worker protections, school shootings, unchecked regulations benefiting billionaires & corporations, oh and authoritarianism that threatens to wipe your dumbasses off the map. Well played idiots. This is 100% why I feel like shit voting for anything resembling this side. I fucking hate these idiots ALMOST as much as I hate maga. What the fuck is wrong with people. Everyone on one side is fucking trying. There are a shitload of interests trying to align against facists fucks. Can you just take the small victory of survival and be happy?
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    I called that Homer. You want me on that wall! You need me on that wall!
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    I just started watching so I only know the score and that Ort is a menace. He needs to pitch more.
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    See this photo is from before she became black!!! /trump Also, WOOD.
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    I blame Dr Mercola. She has been into that fuck stick since the 80s.
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    I had to take my mother to the ER after she got COVID and tried to treat it with prescribed ivermectin from a quack. I threw away the shit and absolutely lost my shit on her. She was on deaths bed and survived. Still didn't shake her crazy. She is a full on rfk whack job. She has always been anti vax to the point that I had to get vaxinations I should have recieved as a child when I was in my 20s. I send her every video I can that debunks the crazy but it won't change her views. She told me the other day rfk is her dream candidate. It is infuriating. I am just doing my best to keep her crazy ass alive bc aside from the anti vax, she is a wonderful person and great grandmother. It is just brutal when she goes into her rants every now and again and I have to be mean and tell her to shut the fuck up. Shouldn't have to act that way towards your damn mother but we are here.
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    *Marked unsafe at surlyhorns.com*

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