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HOOKEM4

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  1. Don't they have to get certified still? I had to be a certified lifeguard for a job I had back in the day teaching sailing at a summer camp. I swim like a fish, but holy shit that course was brutal. I guess I was 15 when I did the course, it was not something I would have done if I knew what it took. I only did it because I got to drive a motorboat around all day, swim and teach sailing.
  2. HOOKEM4

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    Anybody got the IQ for this douchebag poster? I am going to guess they aren't very high.
  3. Sark claimed he was mixing 1s and 2s and to not take much stock in who comes out first anywhere.
  4. Maybe molly and arcade fire by that time. Fuck I am old.
  5. I am positive it would involve some purple drank and some xanex. Dj screw or his contemporaries would be blaring in their Hyundai.
  6. That's it. Turn Ranger loose and give them a year, they will do some damage. The real question is how do you pay for the haul off and where the hell do you put that much dirt? It will never happen.
  7. Dad of one of the kids on my sons baseball team was this guy. Fully decked out in patriotic or Texas centric gear everytime I see him. Talking to him one day he was gushing on Texas and shitting on a bunch of other states. I figured he was a lifer Texan that grew up on a rural farm/ranch the way he acted. Turns out he just moved to Texas in '22 from Southern California where he was born and raised. Yeehaaw there fakeass cowboy.
  8. My kids would fuck that tile floor up by the pool table. Pass
  9. There was nobody at the scene. It was his car. Go ask him what happened. If he is smart, his response is "lawyer" The cops aren't going to investigate it above that. There is no way to prove a crime by him. Quit overthinking this. Do you not remember night rider? Kit is wild.
  10. Nope. No way to prove who was driving the car. It isn't a crime to let your friend drive your car. Also isn't a crime to go to sleep and have no idea what happened to your car when you were asleep in your bed. Cops can't prove shit. He won't have any repercussions from the law (assuming the witnesses stfu) unless you are talking about his dad. He will not like what happens to him if he has good parents.
  11. If I read that right, his dad is a cop. Can anyone prove he was driving his vehicle? That was how a buddy in hs got out of essentially the same deal. Rolled his truck while drunk. Fled the scene. They found his truck and he plead ignorance. Nothing came of it.
  12. In all seriousness, what a fucking stupid decision these guys made. So glad nobody was killed by this idiocy and hope the 'culture' Sark talks about ad nauseam can prevent this from happening more. Austin is too high visibility of a city for these guys to think they can get away with the bs like they could in the backwater parts of the sec.
  13. Victory laps about being right when it comes to kids making horrible decisions when it comes to alcohol are verboten. Wreath fund collects the winnings and you...
  14. Red heads make for quick work evidently.
  15. I got caught in the storm coming into Lakeway. Got home and don't see any damage. Hail was pea to grape sized. Very surprised my aluminum body truck didn't have a bunch of dents. Wind was atleast 40mph with a few gusts that had to be over 50mph. Sunshine showers are cool, but sunshine hail storms are the new new. That is some odd shit.
  16. We couldn't see shit for the build up. About 2 minutes before totality, everything cleared. It was amazing.
  17. My sons 9u team is going to Houston next weekend. They are not a good team and I fully expect they go 3 and cue. I won't be there because I am coaching my oldest sons 12u rec team. They added an extra team so every team has 9 players and some only have 8 because players dropped out. It is a shitshow and we can't miss anything or we have to scramble for subs.
  18. I saw an interview he did on a podcast and he pretty much said this. I think he will have a breakout year. He seems hungry and ready to shine.
  19. Pretty sure she made both payments from the clicks off this page alone. Rubes. Pussy and the internet are undefeated. Go back to Facebook.
  20. Jg Wentworth here we go. Fucking hammer his ass.
  21. Glad we went for the play at plate. Stupid baseball minds out there.
  22. We are winning this. I feel the Barnes factor. He is clutching his pearles.
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