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HOOKEM4

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  1. I think I should have just posted this gif. Perfect summation of his statements.
  2. It is funny to attack the biggest artist on earth right now because she showed her followers how to vote. Then attack women who dare vote. What a time to be alive. I feel like I leave lived through the wildest ride you could and it keeps getting wilder. Get your popcorn ready.
  3. What does the research say about people who read message boards?
  4. And Bijan would just be Bijan and figure out how to convert those into positives. You cant keep that man down.
  5. How do we lower gas prices? GOP: more oil production. Me: what about record profits? What about drump brokering a deal right before the election to reduce oil production from the Saudis and Russia? No your right, more production will definitely fix everything. The oil companies/world will love $20 a barrel oil.
  6. The only way China is a threat is if we keep electing these ..sorry I should use bigger words... fucking cockgobblers.
  7. Fear. That's what you have people... fear? Fuck your fear. Little people with little dicks.
  8. So if we elect one of these psychopaths, we are going to war against Iran and we are cutting funding to Ukraine. Got it. The simulation is fucked.
  9. None of these people are electable. Republicans are fucking dead in the water. I 100% believe whomever is the nominee they will all turn them into their next messiah. Joke humans.
  10. Serious thanks for this, I haven't been following as much as I should. I have one more question. I am getting tickets for my kids birthday to the Wyoming game. What side of the student section area will have have better views of scantily clad coeds? Trying to nail down my seats right now and need to cement his long term commitment to Texas.
  11. I am going to enjoy the rain and skip the ranch this weekend. A full week after that big rain and it was insanely sloppy still for opening weekend. It was like walking on a sponge everywhere.
  12. That game was like watching two old people fucking. Jesus christ.
  13. Jontay fell down on the first crazy int, second one was just baffling. Maybe the redirect go us but that one was football and you don't throw to a spot on a drop-off throw. That one was on mm.
  14. Ask and you shall receive. That is a heads shot eater boys.
  15. I haven't seen shit all weekend. Hoping the pigs come by but with all the shooting odds are they don't show. I have three more beers and I am heading back for strong drink.
  16. I don't give a fuck about what ends up happening other than two things, we win out and blowu loses every game they play. Hookem!
  17. I still have a few weeks until things get active. Deer are all very chill right now. I have 7 2-3 year old bucks vacuuming up all the corn. Doubt the doe will go anywhere near that sausage fest. Last night I had 8 doe come in after sunset. Only saw them because the hog light went off on the feeder. My luck needs to turn around. I was hoping they would be here this morning. I want a doe this weekend.
  18. My nephew is there for the weekend doing the visit thing. He gets to be on the sidelines during the FB game tomorrow I think. His dad texted me some photos from the visit so far. Have to get the socials pics I guess. I hope he ends up in the program but I can't root against him continuing to do what he is doing and getting drafted. I selfishly want to see him play for Texas though.
  19. Had an uneventful trip to the ranch. I should have known that was a bad omen. So far I broke the front door window from a rock while mowing and then the mower flat stopped working. It's like the brakes are just engaged and won't release. Oh well, all of that is for Sunday. Sitting in the blind waiting for the terrorist...errr pigs to show up. Not gonna let bullshit bring me down.
  20. 7....2... I watched that bullshit....but then 7....2.. happened. See you next year.
  21. Fuck the rangers. Fuck their bandwagon fans. Fuck their mothers. Fuck everything about them. See you next year bitches.
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