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HOOKEM4

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  1. Nick is getting cucked by Jim Spencer. It is hilarious. What a fall from David to this gd yankee as head Meteorologist. What a shit show. He can't even operate the fucking screen.
  2. This thread is the exact reason I make my boys watch me fix absolutely everything. If they call me with this issue and need help when they are older, I will drive over and give them some help. Jesus christ man.
  3. What's signfield?
  4. I feel the opposite. I skip 2 bears because it is just Bert talking over Tom constantly. He is the most sober drunk I have ever heard of. 100%!!11!!!1! The most annoying person on any podcast. His stand up is great but I like how dark Tom can be. YMH is the best, just like hotsauce.
  5. 1 series short of perfection. Well done boys.
  6. Guess I am going to add unwanted ejaculations while watching a movie in a theater to my yearly bingo card.
  7. I should give my kids the phone and tell them to post here. I may do that next time. They were fucking pissed at this game. They make yall look civil.
  8. Dm sent. You are awesome.
  9. Austin, 2 boys, maybe a wife as well.
  10. Thinking of taking my boys to a day game after their baseball is done. July 14th vs the Rangers is the target. Never been to the park. Where should I sit to make it fun and not pay 1k for 4 tickets. Any tips?
  11. Dammit. We can't pitch for shit.
  12. Does anyone know what porter browns walkup song is? I can't remember. My kid said he likes the song, was trying to play it.
  13. No more of that please. I want to relax. Whew.
  14. Well, did he cum or what?
  15. Fuck yeah. Let's go AD.
  16. Not toughness. Commitment to his reality.
  17. Not gonna say negative shit but whatever you can imagine with Ad's condition that would cause teams to skip may be why he is dropping. No word on attitude. Sucks but he has to do better.
  18. I mean, I have eyes. Jesus.
  19. No love for Omenihu? Shiiit. That's lame.
  20. I know his agent. This was the plan all along. Perfect fit and happy he got a bump in pay when they moved up. X is going to shred at KC. I am a passive NFL fan but ever since Priest played for them, I have rooted for KC. They have had a top UT player essentially every year since then. Happy for X.
  21. Don't they have to get certified still? I had to be a certified lifeguard for a job I had back in the day teaching sailing at a summer camp. I swim like a fish, but holy shit that course was brutal. I guess I was 15 when I did the course, it was not something I would have done if I knew what it took. I only did it because I got to drive a motorboat around all day, swim and teach sailing.
  22. HOOKEM4

    Measles

    Anybody got the IQ for this douchebag poster? I am going to guess they aren't very high.
  23. Sark claimed he was mixing 1s and 2s and to not take much stock in who comes out first anywhere.
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