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HOOKEM4

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Blue needs to get hit with a few foul tips to recalibrate his fucking eyes. Jesus H Christo.
  2. Burnt vegetables is primed to suck our dicks. He is also excited to do so.
  3. 5-0. Let's fucking go.
  4. Drop some coin for JB. Fuck, this dude is real.
  5. That was lucky as a motherfucker
  6. You are 2 years late. Glad you signed up, now donate another 1k to JB to make up for it and sign up for the one fund. Then you can play big time.
  7. I need details on what it took to switch. I am on the back end of my batteries and need to make the change.
  8. Maybe try running away from a punt return. Let's go 100% block every time. What say you stripper monkey!
  9. He did the right thing. They would have called that a safety if he kneeled. Rig12.
  10. You said byu twice. The ass picture made up for it. Well done.
  11. I just got home and flipped the game on. Holy shit. I thought it would be bad but damn.
  12. Why didn't you say that in the original post? Baiting? I hope the kid is ok, but this is surly and this one is on you bud. I am about to head to the turf fields for baseball practice, hoping none of my kids have the same fate. I have my boy loading up on water since he woke up.
  13. I gave up watching and went out back to chill, walked in the house to grab a whiskey and asked my boys if we scored, they said no we lost this game. I said, what will you say when CM goes yard? 2 seconds later he goes oppo. You're welcome. LFG.
  14. That second video...boop.
  15. I am sure you know who. The incel. But I will accept wrong answers only. Makes the game more fun.
  16. Can yall quit quoting that fucktard? I have him on ignore for a reason. You should do the same. It is clear he isn't all there.
  17. The juxtaposition of having portable buildings and a $34M football stadium directly behind them, is just amazing. Tells you all you need to know about our "education" system.
  18. The AC is out at work for the third time this year. These new fangled energy efficient systems are garbage.
  19. If I ever see one of these shittastic abortions on the road, I will be doing this:
  20. Google says fubo when you click the game but espn says ABC. You're right though, Baylor website does say Branch Davidian BBQ network.
  21. After racking the dude. Haha. Owww my balls!!!
  22. One of them did last game. Maybe not the right one, but he got rocked.
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