HOOKEM4

Yes

I killed the 18 pack I got in the 10th inning. I stopped counting so idk were I am at now other than drunk.

Let's quit with the jinx

Good call!

Can haz legacy? 3/26/18 join date. If this is pennace for briging absolutely no value to the board then. Touche!

I would have rather had that then my shitty stolen cold whataburger.

I could have stolen your truck. Is that what you want? Who gets a fucking dry cheeseburger from whataburger? That is the real question. I was hoping for a patty melt. Asshole.

No I am not better. WHAT DID JUDGE DO!!!A

Can we use the tortillas on defense?

Prepare thy anus.

Well this assumes a consistent strike zone. That isn't the case this game. Gotta beat the ump I guess.

We are due for a correction. Everything returns to the mean.

I would love for them to clarify exactly what he was supposed to do there. Walk me through it like I am 5. Jfc.

Utsa receivers can push off with the best of them.

Football is done. They fucking kissed. Bullshit

Current players were laughing at the story on Twitter. They all got that treatment. Money isn't the problem. Shit media writers should be the story.

No shit. Let that ball land first.

I got drunk 2x today and TEXAS showed they belonged on that stage. We're heading in the right direction. Me, not so much.

Prepare your anus.

"History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation or Longhorn fans comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time—and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened. My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights—or very early mornings—when I left the Driscoll half-crazy and, instead of going home, aimed the big 650 Lightning across the 360 bridge at a hundred miles an hour wearing khaki shorts and a Longhorns jacket . . . booming through Westlake at the lights of radio towers not quite sure which turn-off to take when I got to the other end. . . but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was about the Longhorns: No doubt at all about that. . . . There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the river, then up to North Austin or down 35 to San Antonio. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . . And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting—on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . . So now, less than twenty years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Austin and look East, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back for the tide." -bastardized quote by Hunter S. HOOKEM4

This is what our burnt ends money need to go to. GameDay car service for all players.

I just hope the team reads all the media saying they have no chance. Beat it into their heads. You are shit they are the best blah blah. Let them come in with the full underdog rage.... at home.

It is close to zero. The (trump) government shut down the economy and still figured out a way to funnel billions to his base.

Work is hard? That is what we are going with? You will figure it out Craig.