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HOOKEM4

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  1. We rolled up, immediately the lightning warning system went off. Now we are home watching these storms miss us. Fun times.
  2. It is in the watershed now...
  3. I had a door to door salesman lose his shit on me when I pointed to the giant no soliciting sign on my door and told him we dont take solicitors an don't appreciate him ignoring the obvious. He bowed up and tried to get in my face like he wanted to fight/push into my house. My dog was at the door so I just opened the door wider and he stopped pretty quick with a growling dog looking at him.
  4. Glad the boy has baseball practice in less than an hour. Hope he drank water all day like I told him. Ugh this weekend will be brutal. Baseball needs to end in May down here.
  5. My truck was in the shop last week and I borrowed her car since she doesnt leave the house. One of the radio presets was 99.7 and was spewing absolute right wing nonsense. Pretty sure her Dr mercola loving self is compromised. She is old and just doesn't know about the new system. She is getting worked by bullshit. She finds her lane that validates her beliefs....sound familiar? The new norm is cults fucking everywhere.
  6. My mom unfortunately. Fucking hell.
  7. So I am dealing with this on a family level. My mother thinks he is the best and brightest. "He is my number one choice for president" her words not mine. She is insanely left but somehow the simulation has figured out a way to align her with the right. She hates trump but you see the above. I am just at a loss trying to navigate this anti-vax world. She tried to convince me to not vaccinate my kids at birth and for covid. Both of which I ignored and they are fine, despite her claims they would be autists. God I hate social media.
  8. Uhh I have some bad news for you, it won't work for field mice. Our rv at the ranch has irish spring, mint diffusers and any other minty thing you can find EVERYWHERE. My wife heard the same thing. The mice don't give a shit, but they sure leave it everywhere.
  9. Looks like my ranch got no lubed out by junction but that storm just teased us here. I guess it is good that it isn't 99 degrees anymore.
  10. I really miss the days of hitting 60k-70k with bfg's and having to replace due to dry rot. Sub 50k tires are not our standard. I had to replace my tires due to a road trip and a giant bolt that destroyed my Michelin. Bought nittos and I would not recommend. Still a bunch of tread in them but they are at sub 50% traction 40k into their life. Slicker than owl shit. Gonna replace with toyo when I finally have had enough.
  11. I had the same issue last year. Field mouse and an electric rat trap do not mix well. Only took a few hours.
  12. Imagine every fucking deer stand had someone in it. Or maybe not. 200k *drunk* snipers everywhere.
  13. Thankful that shower last Friday night missed my house but managed to fuckup a weekend of baseball. Also thankful we now have a game or practice everyday from today until next Tuesday. At least they didn't schedule us for the hottest time of the day, for the coolest time of the day on any of those days. Fuck this heat.
  14. Ffs. It was sitting there on a tee for you. You swung and missed my man. Clam...
  15. I blame @TwiceHorn. Fuuuuck
  16. Fuck you. What the fuck are you doing? Stfu
  17. Everyone too drunk last night to remember what happened? Chill fuckers.
  18. That is the pitch call coming from the coach.
  19. I was snorkeling at tilloo cay in the Abacos when I was maybe 14 when I looked over and there was a black tip shadowing me that looked 47' long to my little kid brain. I am pretty sure I skipped across the top of the water on the way back to our Avon rubber dingy. I am 100% sure that was the worst thing I could have done but fuckit, I am alive. /csb Sharks terrify me because of that.
  20. I have been bumped twice by a shark in less than knee deep water. Once in Florida by a baby hammerhead and once in South padre by idk what kind. Just saw a fin afterwards. Eerie shit.
  21. I wouldn't have even posted about it. So not as far as you have taken it already.
  22. They have slicks now, bet that thing corners like a dream!
  23. Russian MOD: The Ukr military have trained nazi sharks to attack us. We repelled all attacks and killed 407 nazi sharks.
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