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HOOKEM4

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  1. My oldest shot at a pig last night. I didn't see or hear any reaction from the pig that lead me to believe he hit it. Well I must have been too deep into the whiskey or something. He smoked it in the lungs and it died 50 yds from the feeder. We never looked, but saw buzzards while driving around this afternoon. Drove up and voila. He was stoked. First pig ever. Now he and his little brother have a competition to shoot the most pigs. They are now tied. Little bro is sitting with me right now to get ahead in the pig count. [emoji38]
  2. CSB alert... there is a video from the mid/late 2000's that can still be found online where a nascar.com reporter caught me at tms. It was around 9am and I was already/still drunk. I gave the worst interview ever. I just said something about it being a fast track and I hope JJ loses. Something to that effect. It was baaaaad. It is still my finest moment to this day. I am famous, so deal with it losers.
  3. I can attest, I fucking hated JJ with a passion. Between him and Chad, I wanted nothing good to happen for him. These days, I respect him for what he is. He is a HOF driver that is a competitor. He isn't a bad dude, but as an Earnhardt/ JR fan, fuck him. Condolences in this instance though. Terrible news.
  4. I am going to install mini splits in every room of my home when my central shits the bed. I have one in an addition I built and it is fucking awesome. Controlling temps room to room through the day is awesome. I have had to redo some drywall in two rooms internal walls throughout the last few years and I added insulation so I am prepared to isolate zones already.
  5. That's the issue.
  6. From what I can tell cattle prices were down and pork/chicken were up. The market is normalizing. Faux news "the sky is falling!11!!" I know a guy that has cattle and he has been frustrated lately about prices. Seems it will help him some. Maybe not with the drought though.
  7. It is astounding he has made it this far. I am 1000% sure his mom only keeps plastic forks in the house. No way he hasn't tried to stick one into an outlet.
  8. Would it be acceptable to be the train horn asshole if it was to scare the shit out of texting assholes? I almost got one for the on board air compressor, but decided against it. Now I think I could be that douche and wear that badge with pride if it was to fuck with texting pieces of shit. That may a bridge too far for even my dumbass.
  9. If a things worth doin, it's worth doing right.
  10. The speed at which the ruzzians would turn into a pink mist if they trigger article 5 would be amazing. You have a rabid dog wishing a motherfucker would while welding a giant stick. Raytheon would get to try out some new tech and 3 days later pootin would be without a head.
  11. Anyone else secretly happy when the season ends? My son killed it in allstars and had a blast. They had a brutal road today because they lost their first tournament game. Pretty sure half the team spent all day in the sun before that first game because they looked tired. Two days later, they would have to win 5 games in a row (3 back to back no break) today in this heat. They won 2 and almost came back and tied the 3rd game to go into a texas ot. The boys were all cooked. We have a photo after the game and you can see they are done from a simple photo. I am just glad to be done. But gd it was a fun ride. Until next time boys.
  12. It is a 2019 6.2 gasser lariat I bought new in 19. I thought 60k was ridiculous, but that is childs play compared to what they want now.
  13. We need this gif as a neg for his dumbass.
  14. I bought my last 250. This thing will have to last forever. I was pissed they wanted 60k for a truck. No way I will pay over 100k. I will buy a Porsche and just rent a truck when I need it. FFS.
  15. I wish i could make a gif of what just transpired over my house. I am 10000% sure I pissed off the rat gods. We got fuckall and it is the most improbable shit ever. The radar is comical.
  16. Well it feels like...uhhh.. amazing outside now. Despite having the rain go right around us. 2nd time in the last week we were missed by maybe a mile. FML.
  17. Funny thing, I was going out to throw some recycling into the can as he was about to knock. If he knocked I wouldn't have answered.
  18. We rolled up, immediately the lightning warning system went off. Now we are home watching these storms miss us. Fun times.
  19. It is in the watershed now...
  20. I had a door to door salesman lose his shit on me when I pointed to the giant no soliciting sign on my door and told him we dont take solicitors an don't appreciate him ignoring the obvious. He bowed up and tried to get in my face like he wanted to fight/push into my house. My dog was at the door so I just opened the door wider and he stopped pretty quick with a growling dog looking at him.
  21. Glad the boy has baseball practice in less than an hour. Hope he drank water all day like I told him. Ugh this weekend will be brutal. Baseball needs to end in May down here.
  22. My truck was in the shop last week and I borrowed her car since she doesnt leave the house. One of the radio presets was 99.7 and was spewing absolute right wing nonsense. Pretty sure her Dr mercola loving self is compromised. She is old and just doesn't know about the new system. She is getting worked by bullshit. She finds her lane that validates her beliefs....sound familiar? The new norm is cults fucking everywhere.
  23. My mom unfortunately. Fucking hell.
  24. So I am dealing with this on a family level. My mother thinks he is the best and brightest. "He is my number one choice for president" her words not mine. She is insanely left but somehow the simulation has figured out a way to align her with the right. She hates trump but you see the above. I am just at a loss trying to navigate this anti-vax world. She tried to convince me to not vaccinate my kids at birth and for covid. Both of which I ignored and they are fine, despite her claims they would be autists. God I hate social media.
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