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HOOKEM4

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  1. Why does Chas stand as far from the plate as possible.
  2. Altuves pride hurts so he is gonna claim some random injury. He plays for a soccer team in the off-season evidently. Buck up dude. You whiffed. It doesn't matter bud. Get the next one.
  3. Well here we go. Fuck my life. Not this guy. We are conceding.
  4. They could have easily matched fonts and taken that to 11. Still pretty funny.
  5. Fill me in? Sorry I missed today's meme I guess. Biden is a dead fork?
  6. He looks like he was built in a lab. A lab that had a very active tattoo artist to boot.
  7. If you have ever sat there at 3rd base coaching waiting for the kid to throw a strike for 30 min in 108 degree temps while your feet burned, you would be on team grass. Those plastic fields are brutal in Texas. I wish we had grass only fields in Texas. 99% of the big complexes can get reuse water to irrigate based on their locations.
  8. He's our 5 run per game diva. He needs to get it the fuck together.
  9. Is it safe to go into the back yard and rub one out to these temps? That is legal right? Or does it have to get into the 70s with low humidity first? Asking for a friend.
  10. I get back from my LL Astros getting destroyed by the Royals to see this shit? I don't like 5 run Verlander. Fucking hell.
  11. We had a staff meeting Monday. The president walked into the meeting, leaned over to one of our aggy employees and said "You see that hurricane this weekend?" He looked completely broken and just stared off into space. I laughed my ass off.
  12. Bet more bitches!
  13. The hell we do.
  14. Let's show they what defense do.
  15. Yall think he give a shit when his kids are done? He strikes me as a daddy ball coach. I hope he doesn't, this is fun as hell for the game.
  16. I should have said national hero. He already jumped that hurdle. There is nothing future about it. That dude is a badass.
  17. I know I said it before but it is amazing to watch the minting of a future national hero that a country will reference for hundreds if not thousands of years as a mountain of a man and hero. Ala what were were taught in grade school about George Washington. It is fascinating.
  18. We won the first game tonight with a walk off single from the least likely kid. My son pitched amazing his first time up. 2 innings 6 K's and 2 walks. He kept us in the game. He is excited as hell. Also hit a double that should have been a triple but the third base coach (me) did a shit job. I love this game.
  19. This team is gonna kill me.
  20. @immamac 50k for brooks? Lulz let's do 50 for the redhead.
  21. Exactly. Line was fine. He panicked
  22. I grew up on a sailboat listening to all his tapes from A1A on. I could sing every song by heart and still can. When I was a kid I only had one song I didn't know and when I heard it for the first time it pissed me off my parents had been hiding it from me (for good reason). If you are a parrothead, you know which one. RIP LEGEND.
  23. Wow, cant believe this! What a breakthrough! It is turning boys.
  24. I sponsored first/most so we got em as well. 10u for my kid who is still 8. He is by far the best player on the team. Next year he is going to get on a travel ball team. I am milking the last year having some free time and being around to see his older brother play. Then shit gets real. I am the defacto pitching coach because evidently I am the only one that can watch YouTube videos on how to teach kids fundamentals. We have 3 kids that can pitch well. We need 3 more at least. Should be fun.
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