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HOOKEM4

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  1. This is a super live crowd. We are screwed, that fat fuck is gonna roll down from behind home plate and kill one of our guys.
  2. 1000% agree. I got freaked out awhile back and got all sorts of tests. Thankfully that one came back perfect. It is easy and quick. DO IT ASSHOLES!
  3. I was just talking with my clan about this. Plans are set. I can piss on the blue line from the ranch. Kids are going to be pulled from school and we will experience this shit with all the other wild animals. So excited.
  4. My youngest had a break in baseball due to weather/Easter so we snuck out to the ranch and went pig hunting. He got his first pig. I told him to hit her in the white somewhere and he put the shot in a great spot. 300 blk dropped her straight to the ground. 90yds with my silly 2x scope on the sbr. He is only 8 but becoming quite the enthusiast. Proud dad.
  5. This. I am going to miss pretty much the whole game I guess. Dammit.
  6. I was at that game and will never stop telling anyone that will listen how awesome that run was. Seeing it unfold in person is the most sureal experience I have had besides watching my first child be born.
  7. Imagine what it would do to a piggy!
  8. I let my brother go years ago over some crazy ass shit where he decided to steal my boat, but that is a story for another day. He is lost down a crazy ass rabbit hole about russia being wronged and it doesn't help his wife is a belarusian whore he found years ago. I digress. People are insanely maluable and you have to decide what it's worth to you. I left it with mine that if I see him again bad things will happen to him and SLAVA UKRAINI.
  9. First time I figured this out was when I helped my son with basic addition and he failed the assignment. He had the right answers but instead of taking Mopac from the far west area to the Hula Hut, new math says you have to go through Pflugerville first.
  10. All banned books are required reading for my kids. I had to fucking read them and dammit they will too. Fight me.
  11. My youngest called the DC homerun. His favorite player was EK until Andre D signed his hat at the end of the game. I have been missing out by not going to these games. I will take the kids again soon. They had an absolute blast. HOOKEM
  12. I am taking my kids down to their first game. If we lose we can all blame them.
  13. Were you eating pussy the whole time? Legend.
  14. They better learn to fight tanks with sticks.
  15. I need to know how many homes you have before I can recommend anything. I don't want to come off the wrong way.
  16. The penalties for this with a US based company should be so extreme they do everything to make sure it cannot happen. Let them go overseas to the terrorists. Profit over morals.
  17. The hogs will win in the long run just by sheer numbers.
  18. Would you hire this person? Resume I received: Dear ***************, Please accept this current resume information for consideration of your needs in Austin, Texas. I answered an ad some time ago about "Be All You Can Be!" I've found that I may have taken a wrong turn. I can say that I would have expected to have found something with the federal government, State of Texas or local business. I did interview three (3) times some years ago, with a local engineering firm, before being hired to work behind a core sample rig, because someone was injured seriously on the job and no family members were interested. I found the job interesting, but felt uncomfortable having a federal convicted drug dealer in charge of a nuclear materials program. My experience gained in the Bakken Petroleum formation opened doors. I've worked in an office of alcoholic attorneys with an open bar on the owners desk, been sexually assaulted in an ABA program by a teacher and been the victim of lawyers running known false positive testing programs. (CDC - September '83). My last job at the Pentagon was very interesting. All the people in my office were fabulous. However, federal civil service is well known to be a magnet of the incompetent, low motivational and the irresponsible. I can confirm this having spoken with too many on the telephone. I have applied for a position with a judge locally where I expect that I would be safe having worked in a courthouse before, be able to earn an actual living and will take care of any emergency situations that could present beyond the floor needing to be swept. (Such as seeing to it that an alcoholic District Attorney sees a day in court, after handing the office holder to the judge, before the conspiring counsel attempted to abuse the residents of Travis County in 2013.) If you could use a stop-gap in your position. I would be glad to help. If you think I would be better utilized elsewhere. Please feel free to forward this information to others who may have a need for a multifaceted individual who may not have attended a program in a degenerate US educational institution. Very respectfully, ******** I can pass the contact info to anyone that is interested.
  19. I don't know where this train is heading, but I am in. Buy the ticket, take the ride.
  20. HOOKEM4

    1923

    This is a show, along with the others, you ignore for years and see if they end up well received. Then you watch them later. It is brutal to watch this molasses storyline. We know what is going to happen, why drag it out with boring slow bullshit. (I know why)
  21. Nope you are thinking of Brian Melton.
  22. Haha. It actually got sold to an extended family member. I forgot to message you back.
  23. 1) Worthless threadshitting post 2) completely missing the point post. You didn't deserve that response and it was a waste for your simple brain. Go take a long walk on a short pier (with your arm floaties on so you don't drown). My only question is, did you finish after you posted that first post? I bet you did you naughty boy.
  24. Getting shot in the gut by the old fucker.
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