Everything posted by Billy Pilgrim
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2023 Longhorns Football Offseason News and Notes
Thank you for filling in for Machinator
- Game 1 Post-Beard: Texas @ OSU, 11am, ESPNU
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Random TV shows/thoughts that don’t warrant their own thread.
David Spade’s character was great too. “Willie Wonka called, he needs his chocolate stirred”.
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Peyton Hillis in critical condition
How is it warm enough in January to swim in Pensacola?
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
$2 Whoppers at BK in Dobie kept me fed through college.
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NFL week 17 / Bills DB Damar Hamlin seriously injured, taken away via ambulance- MNF game suspended
And Justin Tucker’s dad, a cardiologist, saved his life.
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NFL week 17 / Bills DB Damar Hamlin seriously injured, taken away via ambulance- MNF game suspended
This doesn’t happen to most people with medical personnel onsite.
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2023 Goodyear Cotton Bowl - Tulane vs. USC
TD motherfuckers!!
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2023 Goodyear Cotton Bowl - Tulane vs. USC
If Overshown helmet-to-helmet hit on UTSA QB was targeting, that shit sure as hell is.
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2023 Goodyear Cotton Bowl - Tulane vs. USC
Ha ha- fuck you Caleb Williams and Lincoln Riley
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2023 Goodyear Cotton Bowl - Tulane vs. USC
Completely ignore hold on left tackle but call a bullshit DPI. Are these Big12 refs??
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Rando Bowl Appreciation Thread..lawn equipment, chips, tires (doing tire things), mufflers, fast food places galore
Where’s the call on the chop block on left side of line on USC in the long pass??
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UGA vs Ohio State, First Round, Dec. 31
Ha ha- I said the same thing to my buddies!
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Jonathan Brooks looks like he’s gonna be a stud. Unfortunately, he’s having to come in and replace a legend but I’d wager he’ll be an all-Big12 RB next year.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I shit on Ewers at the end of the season but he was pretty good tonight. If he played like that against Ok State and TCU we’re probably Big12 champs.
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Washington is a good football team. There were some encouraging things tonight. I regained some faith in Ewers despite him taking the bonehead sack. Looking forward to Brooks next running the ball next season. The defense did a decent job against a very good offense. We need to find some receivers and edge rushers in the portal post haste. Things are looking good going into next season.
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Refs haven’t been terrible, we’ve benefitted from some no calls. Weird they’ve called a few holds on us and none on thrr Ed m when there have been some obvious ones.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
I’m disappointed but not surprised that people want to fire someone without doing due diligence and a thorough investigation. People are too hyperreactive these days. I blame social media mobs for that. If the results of the investigation conclude he’s guilty of domestic violence, then by all means fire him. If the evidence doesn’t support that conclusion or indicates he was protecting himself, why punish him even more?? What’s the rush to judgement when we don’t even have all the facts?
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Modern Masterpieces in Motion Pictures (2002-2020)
I liked Argo more than Munich as far as historical thrillers go.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
My bad, you are correct. It’s Bob Sturm that’s the aggy lover
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Dan is an aggy lover with a sandy vag. I wouldn’t believe what he says if it’s a story shitting on Texas.
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Week 15: Dallas Cowboys @ Jax Jags
Dak has 11 interceptions this season and has only played about half the season. Dude tried to give it away against Houston and succeeded because the Jags have a pulse.
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The movie you just watched
What year is this?
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The movie you just watched
Watched Black Phone on a flight this weekend. I like horror movies and intentionally went into this one without knowing anything about the plot other than the kid gets kidnapped. It was actually a very entertaining movie. They could’ve delved into the “naughty boy” game a little bit more to build the dread and suspense, but otherwise I thought it was a solid, entertaining movie.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I think they’re running this again this year because there was such a ruckus on social media last year about the stupidity of it but people were talking about it. No such thing as bad publicity. I also can’t stand the coke commercial with the guy making his dead grandma’s recipe. I wouldn’t trust a dude who’s got a giant portrait of his grandma featured prominently in his dining room. Gives me Norman Bates vibes.