Everything posted by Hanrahan
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Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread
No he’s right. There are some miserable motherfuckers on here who will bitch about anything and assume a loss at the first sign of adversity. My working theory is these are largely the same train wrecks being described in the holiday misery thread. I can’t even check the game thread during the game anymore.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Looks like brownie a la mode with caramel sauce.
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Why cant I start a topic on the Football board?
j/k - go fuck yourself.
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Why cant I start a topic on the Football board?
Tell me what you want the thread to say and I’ll start it for you.
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Official 2018 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
I’m in Granbury with the in laws. Had sex with the wife in the morning woods. Don’t care. Had sex.
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American missionary shot full of arrows on remote island
Been there 60,000 years and haven’t figured out fire? Idiots.
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Neuro Recomendations? May have had a TIA
I had that not being able to find words while talking thing when I was on chemo. (It’s called chemo brain and not physically dangerous). Weird sensation to be talking to someone and not being able to call up simple words.
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Tell me about Texas Tech
I don’t have any allegiance to Tech but when I read stuff like this it reminds me that Hance is one of the dumbest, self-important cunts to ever influence coaching decisions.
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Still gotta beat Kansas
Shane’s a junior. Has the transfer rumor mill started up again?
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Big 12 CCG Scenarios
That’s a total wrong quote.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 11 - Iowa State
Texas - 34 Iowa st. - 24
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
You’re playing dangerous games here.
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Just double checked -- we fucking won
Man, and just think it was only about a year ago that Herman needed to get lost if he couldn’t man up and fire Beck and we were wanting back up an armored truck to Orlando’s house. One thing go up. One thing go down. The only constant is bitching and offering peanut gallery fixes to the problem of the day.
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Real purpose of Chemtrails
Wow that video looks long.
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Harris County Judges race
She’s an unqualified moron cunt like you. Go fuck yourself.
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Harris County Judges race
Lost Randy Wilson, the best district court judge, as well. Nothing he could have done. Straight ticket voting is for fools and is dogshit.
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Official Surly - Texas at Texas Tech Game Thread
Are you fairy fucking bitches still running strong with your pussy bullshit? Fuck off.
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Fire Shaka Smart
We kicked the shit out of those bastards. Still undefeated. Ride on.
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Ebola outbreak
Oh goody, this will attract a bunch of chicken littles to start F5ing the panic button and have very frank and serious discussions about HOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Someone sent me these videos last night. It's cell phone vids of two dudes double teaming this chick. She takes a double fisting and to cap it off the dudes start fucking each other. Classy stuff.
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Worst Casting
Jack Reacher’s key trait is size and brutality. He’s described as having a chest like 4 basketballs lined up, hands as big as supermarket chickens with a pectoral muscle that stopped a .38 round. The actor doesn’t have to be exactly 6’5” but he cannot be Tom Cruise. If you disagree you are wrong.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Bearer bonds
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 10 - Texas Tech
Texas 52 Tech 28
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
The fucking cunts who use the entrance and exit ramps on I-10 as an extra lane of traffic.
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