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JFKFC

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  1. I'm sure these pictures were all taken in the morning. Can you imagine how gross his t-shirt looks after he eats his full rack of ribs lunch?
  2. Shut-ins who have either lost their remote or are too high/drunk to successfully change the chanel.
  3. And I wake in the morning and I get online And I log into Surly and I get real high And I type on my keyboard, "What's going on"
  4. Talk about All Gas, No Brakes....that was those Penders teams at Texas. That Elite 8 run was so much fun. I took it all for granted. Lance was larger than life to me back then. My heart breaks for his family.
  5. JFKFC

    2023 NFL DRAFT

    Eternal respect for Bijan.
  6. Substitute the word "optimal" for "perfect" and it is an accurate expectation from fans. Jimbo was often miles away from the optimal call.
  7. I think gatormarc is a fucking liar. I'm not talking about the number of SEC games a year. I'm not fact checking that and neither are you. I think gatormarc has been lurking around Texas message boards for decades, just waiting to drop his knowledge about SEC schedules from the 80s and he finally got his shot. It's a big day for him, for all of us really. You see, this goes back to the 90s when Colorado came to Austin and Rashaan Salaam ran for about 800 yards against us. I accidentally got drunk and threw a lot of ice into the visitors' seating section. I didn't want to do it but I did. Now, their board is meeting on Monday to sanction a hit on me. I knew this day was coming. Don't buy gatormarc's cover story. Plot twist. CU sent him to hunt me down. Well, I'm right here big boy. My wife is the biggest woman in Palacios, TX. You will have to go through her to get to me.
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