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JFKFC

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  1. You're stupid.
  2. I will need to be smuggled in and out of Mexico. My body is ready.
  3. I didn't read any of that.
  4. The guy standing next to Homer Simpson, is that the dude from the Serial Podcast who just got out of prison?
  5. This is all unnecessary. Just have Kelvin Banks hide the football under his shirt and run to the end zone. Back in the late 50s that worked like a charm in the street games we would play in Lampasas.
  6. Exaggeration and hyperbole don't belong in this conversation. We are discussing a real trade off in the Wright/Card conversation. How much do we want to keep Card healthy for Tech in relation to how much risk will we take on with Wright starting this game. Bottom line, Wright will prove to the country that he is a better college QB than Ewers, Bryce Young, Steve Young, Vince Young and Cleo Lemon.
  7. I'm not a doctor. I am sure I could have easily gotten into Harvard medical school if I wanted to but I didn't take science classes because I'm not a dork. Same reason why I wouldn't take business, engineering, science, math or liberal arts classes. Sitting here now, I have no memory whatsoever of attending class. I remember the Posse before it was enclosed, Mercado Caribe and the Copper Tank. There may have been a bar on 6th called Amnesia. I'm pretty sure I still have outstanding university parking tickets. The girls in Kinsolving were the last to fully shave down below. What I am trying to say is Quinn will start against West Virginia.
  8. Do you know where to park your car?
  9. I am going to have to ask you to leave. I want nothing to do with Texas Tech, or its fans, ever again. It has always been an insult that you were ever on our schedule in any sport. You are dismissed.
  10. Why not ask everyone not to breathe and not to drink any alcohol that day?
  11. CDC just called me. He asked me to karate kick anyone standing up during the game for any reason. This means you will have to crawl to the restrooms. You have all been warned.
  12. https://www.nytimes.com/2000/09/04/arts/songwriter-s-racist-songs-from-1980-s-haunt-him.html In one song on Mr. Coe's ''X-Rated Hits'' CD, he rails against white women who sleep with black men, singing that it makes him want to throw up; in another, the chorus has it that some blacks ''never die/They just smell that way.''
  13. If you get a biweekly paystub you've already lost
  14. You should do 23 and me. Scott Frost may very well be your dad or your brother or maybe both If you come from deep in the pineywoods of East Texas.
  15. Poor people talking about poor people problems freaks me out. Please stop. If you talk about eating dog food straight out of the can I'm gonna freak out.
  16. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9ec15194-8d49-4237-9082-60b95a374b71
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