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JFKFC

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  1. ......not if we suck and many (or most) of our elite o-line freshman decide to transfer. We didn't need to win the Big 12 in 2022 but we needed to get to at least 8 wins to have hopes of retaining all of these o-line recruits. That is not likely to happen because of our certain poor o-line play.
  2. I am worried we lose some or all of those guys to the portal with a 5 or 6 win season. That is a very real possibility because we are running out this same abysmal o-line.
  3. I have no idea which linemen in the portal are obvious starters. I don't get paid millions of taxpayer dollars to know this. Sark does. If Baylor can turn their team around in a season by getting linemen from the portal, we can do it as well. We've gone through 2 offseasons with Sark not getting o-line starters through the portal. In regards to interest working both ways.....THAT IS SARK'S F*&^ING JOB. He has to close on quality linemen through the portal. No excuses. If he rolls out there with the same shitshow as last season, he has failed at his job. Again, Baylor did this. It worked for them. Then again, Baylor is much better than us at the 2 major sports so they obviously have better people in leadership roles in their athletics department. My God, I can't believe what I am typing is true.
  4. Baylor goes from garbage to the best in the conference by grabbing a couple of linemen from the portal. We refuse to bring in o-linemen from the portal and are doing crap like this. This is why we will have a 6-win regular season in 2022. So much talent at the skill positions will be wasted. Sark will have no one to blame but himself when he gets fired.
  5. If the first 3 passes we throw to Brenen Thompson are designed routes that have him stop, turn around and stand still while catching the ball, I will run out on the field and diarrhea on the logo. I will eat a lot of Indian food, just in case.
  6. I knew that, and I know we will still suck the next 4 years. Do I win?
  7. If Jaskaran is so friggin smart, can he teach pursuit angles to our LBs? No one else can.
  8. JFKFC replied to 83Horn's topic in Football
    Both guys were so quick & fast that they didn't need blockers, which is a good thing, because the Oilers of the early/mid 70s weren't big on blocking.
  9. JFKFC replied to 83Horn's topic in Football
    The stats he would be able to throw up in today's game would be bananas. RIP KB.
  10. Bookmark this post...we will lose to Bama if QE eats da whip.
  11. Miracle whip is the worst tasting food related substance I've ever eaten in my whole forsaken life. I drown my burgers in mayo like a fuckin' champ. You can't even see the burger. Looks like I'm eating a cloud. I feel like I'm in the arms of the angels.
  12. Kliff designed every aspect of those scrambles and panic heaves. Because of his genius a&m beat duke in the final minutes of the chicken bowl.
  13. I'm ready. Do I have to punt sober?
  14. JFKFC replied to Gil Bang's topic in Football
    What an embarrassing mess.
  15. If we can get some LBs and/or DEs from the portal, our veteran o-linemen really improve and everything comes together for us, I think we have a 60% chance to defeat Kansas. Maybe.
  16. Back in the 90s in South Padre, every girl in a Bikini top and daisy dukes received various offers from me. I surmise that all of those young ladies viewed the conversations as unpleasant. I knew it. That didn't stop me. I couldn't close, but my ability to open was valiant.
  17. https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/16/politics/trump-mark-finchem-arizona-secetary-state-kfile/index.html
  18. The brainwashing that most of our country endured is the cause. This is why all religion is evil. People actually think that physically assaulting your children is a necessary part of raising them. Most Christians didn't blink when they heard that Peterson lacerated the genitals of a toddler. The man should have already been locked up for many years.
  19. This thread is legitimate college football discourse.
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