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JFKFC

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  1. What does Fatterson think about starting walk-ons, wide receivers and those that are diametrically opposed to finishing tackles?
  2. How big of a steaming pile of cawk will that buy in that state?
  3. Kenny Vaccaro streams on Twitch. He was asked on Twitch if the CFC would get us some killers on the o-line. His response, "We're gonna have killers across the board homie!"
  4. The key to the game is your capital reserves. If you don't have enough, you can't piss in the tall weeds with the big dogs.
  5. That would truly be a Scarsdale Surprise.
  6. Money is all young Texas fans have. There reaches a point in your life where you cross a line of demarcation, and the currency that is the most valuable goes from being money to time. The old cigar boosters with the deep pockets at all of these schools know they have a very limited number of football seasons left to enjoy. I salute them for taking their shot. Last year, I wish we had done a dynamic move like what we are seeing now. But we didn't. As usual, we acted like we are Washington State or Purdue. Many of us on this board will most likely never see another Texas national title in football. If I had serious bank, I would be on the horn with CDC. Alas, my broke ass will have to root against ou and aggie winning a title before I die.
  7. I haven't posted since the OU collapse. That game broke me. I haven't watched a down of Texas football since that game. For some reason, LR bailing on OU for USC really makes me happy. I also like long walks at the lake, mystery stories and Thai food. Basically, what I'm trying to say, is if you are a really hot girl in her 20s with a drinking problem and daddy issues, send me a private message, and we can met behind the Kerbey Lane Cafe.
  8. You are the biggest bitch on this fucking Earth
  9. Sark looks like an Eskimo with down syndrome. Fuck him to hell.
  10. Oklahoma blitzes every play, and every play it's a complete shock to the Texas offense and coaching staff. How can that be?
  11. I was just told by security at the Treasure Bay Casino in Biloxi that if I threaten another person again, I'll have to leave. The pressure is getting to me. Fuck ou.
  12. Xavier is going to execute these fucking methheads.
  13. Today is the day that the entire country finds out about Xavier Worthy.
  14. I enjoyed the 1st 7 episodes very much. It's rare to find a show with a good ending. The only way this one can be salvaged is if there is a Season 2 and it is amazing.
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