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JFKFC

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  1. Back in the day one Halloween, a girl dressed as a slutty nun gave me a really angry handy-j under the table in a corner of the Copper Tank. She was uglier than homemade sin. I never knew her name, but I still love her. If that was you, and you weigh under 200 lbs, please dm me on MySpace.
  2. When it comes to 25 year old girls, I have 3" of steel that might change their minds.
  3. Ayman al-Zawahiri was originally booked for the event, but he butt-blasted a blonde in a biker bar in the Ohio badlands.
  4. Is there a Zoom link you can post for those of us who can't attend in person? Also, will someone please FedEx me some cigarettes?
  5. But I'm in so deepYou know I'm such a fool for youYou got me wrapped around your fingerDo you have to let it linger?Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?
  6. I just read this whole thread. This is the best day of my life.
  7. I give this story the same review that was given to Spinal Tap's album Shark Sandwich.
  8. Fuck the methhead okies to fucking hell.
  9. Stupid offensive play calls from the one yd line. Only rushing 3 and allowing them to drive down the field. Our coaches are doing everything they can to lose this one.
  10. I may be in a town with casinos/sportsbooks for the OU game. If you want me to make a bet on your behalf, just let me know, and I will email you my bitcoin address.
  11. Here is her contact info: https://senate.texas.gov/member.php?d=18 I think she needs to be flooded with polite phone calls and emails about Saturday's Texas/tcu score. She started this - let's finish it.
  12. How do you "coach around" this offensive line? I'm not being deliberately provocative.
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