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JFKFC

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  1. I knew we should have Bijan kicking FGs
  2. Our entire offensive line is just garbage.
  3. Let's quit lollygagging around and bring Collins in....
  4. As long as no one covers Bijan we have a good chance to win this game.
  5. Get ready for the abortion that is our offensive line.
  6. We are so soft in the trenches. Bunch of pussies.
  7. Even the French horns from the longhorn band sound terrible.
  8. So we started with a garbage pass behind the line of scrimmage, then we went to the worst run blocking play I've ever seen in my entire life. Just fucking ugly. I think our offensive line is going to make everyone change their expectations for this season.
  9. Mack bumped into the wrong person in the elevator which set in motion this awful chain of events that led to North Carolina losing tonight and will eventually lead to all of our deaths so I hope you're happy I'm going to bed it's time for me to drink good night everybody.
  10. I am too stupid to figure this out.
  11. If our offense is mostly passes to stationary receivers behind the line that lose yardage, I will start karate kicking people in the stands, and I won't stop until a tsunami of blood knocks down the Co-op.
  12. I just saw this for the first time.
  13. I think FAU did something similar.
  14. From the underbelly of Port Aransas: TEXAS
  15. Every Minnesota offensive and defensive play is like a Chinese fire drill. They need to make a ton of adjustments and halftime
  16. Ivanhoe!
  17. Ryan Day is calling plays like a scared bitch.
  18. Does the Minnesota running back have the same last name as the horse paste that cures aids?
  19. Stroud is a fucking abortion
  20. The Ohio State quarterback passes like a drunk Case Mccoy throwing left handed.
  21. Collins is arguably the most physically gifted guy on our roster. Can someone explain to me why he isn't starting?
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