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JFKFC

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  1. Norway is great. Everyone speaks English, and while they aren't the prettiest girls in Europe, they are definitely the sluttiest.
  2. I am the biggest wimp when I read stories about things that will hurt kids. I get nauseous thinking about those twins not having their mom. Let's all hit the gofundme.
  3. This is the final post of this this thread I double dog-dare anyone else to post in it.
  4. If any of our first 5 plays in the first quarter are a pass to a stationary receiver behind the line of scrimmage that results in a loss, I swear to everything that is holy that I will run out on to the field and take a dump 10 feet in front of Sark.
  5. JFKFC

    TEXAS QB TALK

    I've decided Card will get 4 wins against the Okies like Peter G.
  6. https://twitter.com/finebaum/status/1036742447240540161?s=19
  7. Everyone involved with College Football is communist and stupid. If they would let Martinez have a tube of Ivermectin at halftime, he would look like Tom Brady in the 2nd half.
  8. Illinois is beating a college blueblood with a first year coach and a backup QB. I guess this shuts up everyone worried about Sark. Of course I'm kidding, this is atrocious. Anyone, including me, who watches the entire 2nd half should self immolate.
  9. Nebraska has a secret play drawn up for the 2nd half......
  10. Pretty sure the Illinois o-line was trained by the Afghan army.
  11. Sure, we are enjoying this game now, but I think corn gets 2 safeties & pulls this out 4-2.
  12. "That special teams play was just how I drew it up!"
  13. Nebraska's offense may be really bad, but its also terrible.
  14. https://ustvgo.tv/fox-hd-live-streaming/
  15. I haven't seen a corn fan yet who is south of 200 lbs.
  16. Thank goodness someone will lose this game.
  17. JFKFC

    TEXAS QB TALK

    if it was a close call, it was going to be Casey. Card must have made it obvious.
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