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JFKFC

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  1. If you think that is in any way a fair statement, considering the colossal goat-fuck that was Sam's coaching at Texas, you don't have the capacity for a rational conversation about football. It is over your head. You aren't intellectually capable of contributing. I feel sorry for whoever tried and failed to raise you.
  2. Sam walking the streets of Indy:
  3. I've read everything I could read about the scrimmage. I've taken it all in, and I've given it a lot of thought. I just thought you guys would appreciate this update.
  4. Now I'm going to spend the whole weekend drinking and shuffling through the names of kids in the transfer portal. Thanks Sark.
  5. I don't know what a Josh Pate is, but I have one word for him: Kai Money is the shiznit.
  6. I just hope we stop being a '3 out of 4 times we throw the ball to a stationary receiver behind the line of scrimmage' team.
  7. JFKFC

    TEXAS QB TALK

  8. https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/1425592918568546309?s=19
  9. Michigan shared a national title with Nebraska in 97, who would have demolished the Wolverines. Michigan's last outright national championship was 1948. Michigan is basically Texas A&M, and I mean that in the worst possible way.
  10. You don't just stroll in to Washington Football Team stadium and play a bunch of 2*s who are without their coach because he murders players and expect a win.
  11. Sam is 4 inches shorter than Eason, but has bigger hands. Reminds me of this debate: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/feb/25/joe-burrow-hand-size-nfl-quarterbacks
  12. Someone else must have already trademarked Penis-flavored Jazz Schnapps.
  13. And to think, we were kind enough to win him a national title while he was at UF.
  14. Look guys, it's probably best if I don't go. It is pretty much a certainty I have outstanding warrants in Arkansas. My alcohol and impulse control problems would make it a rough trip for everyone. However, if we beat Louisiana, I may get excited enough about the team that I change my mind. In case that might happen, I'm going to need everyone to post a picture of their vaccination cards, and credit cards, in this thread.
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