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JFKFC

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  1. Mack bumped into the wrong person in the elevator which set in motion this awful chain of events that led to North Carolina losing tonight and will eventually lead to all of our deaths so I hope you're happy I'm going to bed it's time for me to drink good night everybody.
  2. I am too stupid to figure this out.
  3. If our offense is mostly passes to stationary receivers behind the line that lose yardage, I will start karate kicking people in the stands, and I won't stop until a tsunami of blood knocks down the Co-op.
  4. I just saw this for the first time.
  5. I think FAU did something similar.
  6. From the underbelly of Port Aransas: TEXAS
  7. Every Minnesota offensive and defensive play is like a Chinese fire drill. They need to make a ton of adjustments and halftime
  8. Ivanhoe!
  9. Ryan Day is calling plays like a scared bitch.
  10. Does the Minnesota running back have the same last name as the horse paste that cures aids?
  11. Stroud is a fucking abortion
  12. The Ohio State quarterback passes like a drunk Case Mccoy throwing left handed.
  13. Collins is arguably the most physically gifted guy on our roster. Can someone explain to me why he isn't starting?
  14. Norway is great. Everyone speaks English, and while they aren't the prettiest girls in Europe, they are definitely the sluttiest.
  15. I am the biggest wimp when I read stories about things that will hurt kids. I get nauseous thinking about those twins not having their mom. Let's all hit the gofundme.
  16. This is the final post of this this thread I double dog-dare anyone else to post in it.
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