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    With the eating, drinking and smoking habits of the degenerates on this board, most of the people posting in this thread would never see a down of Texas football in the SEC if things get prolonged to 2025. Half of you won't make it to 2024. I am highly confident in our lawyers, and fully expect Texas to play a full SEC schedule next season. However, it is not a 100% lock. For that reason, most of you need to drop whatever you are doing at the moment, and get yourself frozen ASAP. There is an Episcopal Cryogenic Freezing facility in Port Lavaca that will give you a 5% discount if you are a Texas-Ex.
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    I'll play them in Austin or any other civilized place, but under no circumstances should our students or alumni ever have to go back to Lubbock.
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    Not as good as this letter from 5 years ago:
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    It is already SEC policy not to do an opponent's handsign: https://www.yardbarker.com/college_football/articles/tennessee_rb_john_kelly_gets_penalty_for_doing_gator_chomp/s1_127_24638983
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    "It’s a problem you think we need to explain ourselves. Don’t. To anyone."
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    Go to downtown Austin. Just sit on the curb and hang out. Let the homeless come up and talk to you. Breathe in the aromas, enjoy the conversations. This is what it is like surrounded by Arkiesaw fans at DKR.
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    Liucci has twice reminded Finebaum that A&M is led by a national championship winning coach. Looks like aggie is claiming FSU's title.
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    Finebaum calling out Liucci for saying the SEC didn't treat A&M the right way in this process. Liucci is stammering and backtracking.
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    Liucci on Finebaum right now. Saying A&M fans are getting angrier by the day. It's hilarious.
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    The Alabama governor just publicly blasted the unvaccinated people in her state. Already, we are taking over SEC country. Soon, Mississippians will be brushing their teeth and bathing.
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    Boy, you guys are dumb. I have figure out how the SEC pod system should be organized with us and okie joining the SEC. You have 5 3-team pods that play on a tiered-rotational basis. The winner from those 15 teams plays Texas every year in the SEC championship.
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    Usually, when Billy Liucci is involved with a Gentleman's Agreement, it involves him wearing a blonde wig at a Mandingo Party.
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    Thread title needs to be changed to: Tell Me About The Gentleman's Agreement
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    How do I solve conference realignment? I break into Texas A&M at midnight. Do I go for the trophy case? Yes, I go for Jimbo's blank trophy. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's trophy case. She's Ross Bjork's daughter. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the corps of cadets come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Lubbock, but I go to Ames. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the Commissioner of the SEC. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Ross Bjork's daughter to meet me in Austin at the Posse East. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Eskimo Joe's. That's where I stashed the blank trophy.
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    Perhaps a private university could be the the conference member to conduct communications without fear or freedom of information requests.
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    I can't believe the SEC is considering violating a gentleman's agreement. Thank God Biz Markie and Donald Rumsfeld aren't alive to see this.
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    It takes 4 teams to sink the Grant of Rights. If KU & ISU get invited to the Big Whatever, or WVU & Okie Lite get invited to the Pac or ACC, then Texas is in the SEC faster than Ross Bjork can reverse mount a sheep. Even after Texas joins the SEC, I will still carry the torch for the Horns going to the Big 10. I'll post about it every 6 moths or so. You won't like it, but you will get used to it. Some of you will eventually draw comfort from it. Then, one day, in a thread titled, "The 12 unexpected benefits of Playing Purdue and Indiana in November," I will Brazilian Porn Bomb this site to the Kuiper Belt. YOU WERE WARNED!!!
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    https://boingboing.net/2021/07/22/one-year-ago-today-ted-cruz-idiotically-made-a-covid-prediction-that-was-so-very-wrong.html Ted Cruz one year ago today: "If it ends up that Biden wins in November … I don't think he will … but if he does, I guarantee you, the week after the election, suddenly all those Democratic governors, all those Democratic mayors, will say, 'Everything is magically better. Go back to work, go back to school,' " he spouted, as shown on video below.
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    What happened to the "Tech problem" we had in 2010? https://www.dispatch.com/article/20100604/SPORTS/306049719 A decision about expanding the Big Ten might be months away, but e-mail conversations indicate that the University of Texas is an object of the conference’s attention. And the school’s athletic director isn’t making a commitment to stay in the Big 12. Ohio State University President E. Gordon Gee sent an e-mail to Big Ten Commissioner Jim Delany on April 20 saying that he had spoken with Texas President William Powers. “I did speak with Bill Powers at Texas, who would welcome a call to say they have a ‘Tech’ problem,” Gee wrote in an e-mail that was among several obtained by The Dispatch through a public-records request for documents and correspondence related to Big Ten expansion proposals.
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    Does this mean Tebow prays for us in bowl games?

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