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  1. You don't know me
    These bike videos are really just video games with amazing graphics, right? Right?
  2. You don't know me
    I am going to completely disregard the rationing of the chicken and stick to the mutilated piece of chicken. That's fucked up. Would any normal person go to a buffet type restaurant and do that? Nope. Same premise and it's wrong to do.
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    They died.
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    Looking back on it now, I can laugh. I had a wall about 40 feet wide and 4 feet tall of leaves. I imagine that when a husband and wife would drive by the husband would say "Look at that moron". If the wife spoke first, she probably said "See! He's blowing them. Why don't you do that instead of just mowing them over?"
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    Missouri, about 70 miles west of STL.
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    I have no doubt that I would have died.
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    Shaking on the sideline on the last 2 point conversion. Fucking pussy.
  8. You don't know me
    Fuck this conference, fuck Tom Herman, fuck Todd Orlando, fuck the refs, fuck the hillbillies...
  9. You don't know me
    I seriously tried using a blower my first fall up here. That lasted for about an hour and then I got on the mower.
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    Those trees are so tall though. I moved up here a few years ago. This is the first place that I have lived as an adult that has an actual winter. I never had this issue when living in Austin. I'm still learning the ropes of living in yankee land. Edited to add: I just checked and I guess I should wait until late winter to prune. Is that your thoughts, too?
  11. You don't know me
    It is, but it looks great in the spring and summer.
  12. You don't know me
    Here is one side of the front. I had it clear on Sunday. I think I am being mocked.
  13. You don't know me
    I hate that I have to deal with the leaves. Yes, it makes me Surly.
  14. You don't know me
    No, just want to jump straight to winter. I am not exaggerating when I say that I have almost every square inch of my yard covered in leaves. What I need to do is just cut all the stupid trees down.
  15. You don't know me
    These fucking leaves falling. On Sunday, as I was going over everything on my rider, the fucking leaves were falling all around me. By Sunday evening, you couldn't even tell that I had done anything. And now it's worse than it was Sunday morning. I hate fall.
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    I am picturing him making a video similar to the one Cutthroat Chip created after he got a "real job". Sitting in some bland break room, eating his lunch, thinking about how he used to make 6 figs hustling.
  17. You don't know me
    WTF have we done? Did Hamm get a real job?
  18. You don't know me
    Maybe we should ask his local PD to do a health and welfare check.
  19. You don't know me
    Oh, my wife would have meant the cat. I said “in my mind”.
  20. You don't know me
    “The kittie wanted to make sure you were okay” would have nothing to do with a cat in my mind.
  21. You don't know me
    Your explanation was in the first paragraph.
  22. You don't know me
    Do weird military roommates count? If so, I have a few of those stories. Nothing about necrophilia, but decent anyway.
  23. You don't know me
    I get the same sort of comments from my boys. I have informed them that baldness is typically passed down by the mother. I then remind them that their mom's brothers, who are quite a bit younger than I am, both started losing their hair in their early 20's and that I have more hair than them. I laugh, they look sullen.
  24. You don't know me
    Somehow? Come on, man, he was fired because they were jealous of him.
  25. You don't know me
    Kids' schools went on full lock down yesterday. Someone called in threat and didn't name the school, so they locked them all down. Oldest 2 are in high school and can cope. Next one is in 6th grade and he is also good. 3rd grader, a little more dicey, but he was good. The one that got to me was the one in kindergarten. He was in PE when it happened and they put all the kids into an equipment room. I asked him last night what he thought was going on, and he said that he thought a bad person was out there. I asked him if he was scared and he said yes. Sometimes I really hate what we have become.

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