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You don't know me

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  1. Yeah, probably goes in the stupid things that wives do thread, but we were driving back home after spending Thanksgiving in San Antonio. Left on Saturday because of a winter storm coming down through the midwest. Wife made reservations at a hotel while I was driving. After she was done, she says "okay, we have a reservation in Norman". Ugh.
  2. This. We had to stay the night in fucking Norman, OK Saturday night. In the morning I saw multiple people wearing their pajamas at breakfast. Just because you put shoes on, doesn't make them not-pajamas.
  3. I was expecting a twist at the end where you have to paint the whole kitchen to match the paint she got for the bench. I'm a little disappointed.
  4. State lawmaker needs to stop wasting tax dollars. If my nana was still alive, she would just shake her head, smile, and say “Well, bless his heart”.
  5. Better than Dick Scrum. Probably shouldn't google that (unless you're into that, NTTAWWT).
  6. Hell, it takes me quite a while warming up just to play catch with my boys these days.
  7. Better question: Did you or anyone in your party get raped while you were there?
  8. And that $20 will turn into something like this, right?
  9. KeePass may be your next friend. It has a password generator with it which allows you to enter the requirements and it will randomly generate passwords for you. I have no idea what most of my passwords are, I just generate a new random one when the time comes and save it in that. When I need to log in, I just copy the password out of the there and paste it.
  10. That's just someone using your towel to dry something up from the floor or sink and then hanging it back up like nothing happened.
  11. I'm guessing that either one of those scenarios would have been acceptable to Typhoon Mary's husband?
  12. These bike videos are really just video games with amazing graphics, right? Right?
  13. I am going to completely disregard the rationing of the chicken and stick to the mutilated piece of chicken. That's fucked up. Would any normal person go to a buffet type restaurant and do that? Nope. Same premise and it's wrong to do.
  14. Looking back on it now, I can laugh. I had a wall about 40 feet wide and 4 feet tall of leaves. I imagine that when a husband and wife would drive by the husband would say "Look at that moron". If the wife spoke first, she probably said "See! He's blowing them. Why don't you do that instead of just mowing them over?"
  15. Missouri, about 70 miles west of STL.
  16. I have no doubt that I would have died.
  17. Shaking on the sideline on the last 2 point conversion. Fucking pussy.
  18. Fuck this conference, fuck Tom Herman, fuck Todd Orlando, fuck the refs, fuck the hillbillies...
  19. I seriously tried using a blower my first fall up here. That lasted for about an hour and then I got on the mower.
  20. Those trees are so tall though. I moved up here a few years ago. This is the first place that I have lived as an adult that has an actual winter. I never had this issue when living in Austin. I'm still learning the ropes of living in yankee land. Edited to add: I just checked and I guess I should wait until late winter to prune. Is that your thoughts, too?
  21. It is, but it looks great in the spring and summer.
  22. Here is one side of the front. I had it clear on Sunday. I think I am being mocked.
  23. I hate that I have to deal with the leaves. Yes, it makes me Surly.
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