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You don't know me

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  1. No, just want to jump straight to winter. I am not exaggerating when I say that I have almost every square inch of my yard covered in leaves. What I need to do is just cut all the stupid trees down.
  2. These fucking leaves falling. On Sunday, as I was going over everything on my rider, the fucking leaves were falling all around me. By Sunday evening, you couldn't even tell that I had done anything. And now it's worse than it was Sunday morning. I hate fall.
  3. I am picturing him making a video similar to the one Cutthroat Chip created after he got a "real job". Sitting in some bland break room, eating his lunch, thinking about how he used to make 6 figs hustling.
  4. WTF have we done? Did Hamm get a real job?
  5. Maybe we should ask his local PD to do a health and welfare check.
  6. Oh, my wife would have meant the cat. I said “in my mind”.
  7. “The kittie wanted to make sure you were okay” would have nothing to do with a cat in my mind.
  8. Your explanation was in the first paragraph.
  9. Do weird military roommates count? If so, I have a few of those stories. Nothing about necrophilia, but decent anyway.
  10. I get the same sort of comments from my boys. I have informed them that baldness is typically passed down by the mother. I then remind them that their mom's brothers, who are quite a bit younger than I am, both started losing their hair in their early 20's and that I have more hair than them. I laugh, they look sullen.
  11. Somehow? Come on, man, he was fired because they were jealous of him.
  12. Kids' schools went on full lock down yesterday. Someone called in threat and didn't name the school, so they locked them all down. Oldest 2 are in high school and can cope. Next one is in 6th grade and he is also good. 3rd grader, a little more dicey, but he was good. The one that got to me was the one in kindergarten. He was in PE when it happened and they put all the kids into an equipment room. I asked him last night what he thought was going on, and he said that he thought a bad person was out there. I asked him if he was scared and he said yes. Sometimes I really hate what we have become.
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  14. Good thing he didn't post the evolution of his gay porn head shots by accident.
  15. Friday night, coming back home from my kid's football game, I was stuck on a 2 lane road behind some asshole wavering his speed between 65 and 40. The speed limit was 55 the whole way. When we got to a passing zone, that's when he'd speed up to 65. When we finally got to a town and the road turned into 4 lanes, I was able to get around. When I got beside him, fucker was watching videos on his phone.
  16. Well, she did leave behind a child that ended up with cerebral palsy and severe brain damage from loss of blood in the womb after Rae had her murdered. Fuck, I can't believe he got released.
  17. Hard to believe it's been that long. He should have never seen the light of day.
  18. Wow, you can still buy them. http://www.texasmapstore.com/Austin_Texas_Mapsco_map_2017_2018_p/mpbk009.htm
  19. On family trips I would sit in the back and navigate. Count off the miles on the highway and compare to the little red numbers on the map. I bought a big spiral bound US road map right before smart phones became a thing. Still have it tucked away behind my driver's seat. Yeah, I would navigate while my dad drove. He would make me figure out the actual mileage between our origin and destination and then we'd see how close I was when we got there. In Houston in the late 90's I was a delivery driver on the weekends. Best thing I bought for that was a Mapsco.
  20. Yeah, illustrations of Jimmy's stories would be fantastic.
  21. Remember when this thready was fun? I 'member.
  22. I wish it had been couch burning.
  23. Absolutely, that and a face mask.
  24. I seem to remember Troy Polamalu getting pretty viciously tackled by his hair at least once. I think it's because it's not like it's the uniform, it's part of the body. I guess the reasoning is that if you don't like it, then cut it (or put it up somehow).
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