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You don't know me

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  1. We haven't reported it to the police, but we have reported it to the police.
  2. I get to work around 7:15 every morning. There's a guy that works in the same complex as I do that gets dropped off by his wife around the same time. Every morning, as she is driving off, he's watching her and walking very slowly. As soon as she turns the corner, he pulls a cigarette out of his pocket, turns around, and walks back around the corner of my building. This happens every single day. I can't imagine driving in to work with my wife like that. My drive to work and home is about the only peace and quiet that I get.
  3. Probably my only contribution to the APD booking photo thread. From 2012. I was in Kuwait and had a little time on my hands. I wonder where James Ayala is these days.
  4. Hamm 2 months ago: "TO98 is the shit! Everybody come over!" Hamm after getting shitcanned: "Meh, their business model isn't sustainable - without me." He's a rube.
  5. You need to find a reason to stay in Chicago for another week.
  6. I just thought of one that is along the same lines. As I mentioned earlier, people here say "warsh" and "quatter" instead of quarter. It's like they take the "r" out of quarter and use it in wash. A guy at my work is one of the offenders that I have to listen to. A few weeks ago he was saying the word "analyze" but pronounced the first 2 syllables "anal". So, anal-yzed. I got a good laugh out of that one and am giggling a little now recalling it. So, doens't make me surly, just makes me laugh.
  7. Famous or infamous? Typhoid Mary was more infamous than famous. Giving all of your guests a foodborne illness is not going to make it famous.
  8. I moved to Missouri from Texas a few years ago. I have heard "warsh", seen some hideous BBQ, seen provel "cheese" on pizza, I've even eaten fried ravioli. I have never heard anyone here pronounce game as "gheem".
  9. Dammit, Stanco! I just got done with this and went to post and you had already done so. Oh well, here is mine anyway. He is certainly a man that is accessible.
  10. I was really hoping for the last picture to be of him getting robbed.
  11. Front, back, driver side and passenger side.
  12. What baby? All I see is a pair of big titties.
  13. I...for one...am happy that i dont know you Hey, at least it's 5 boys and not 5 girls. Holy shit, I'd probably be dead by now.
  14. Hot dogs are waste meat from the processing plant. Corn dogs are made with the hot dogs that don't make the cut. Those things are vile.
  15. I have 5 boys of my own at home. That's a glimpse into my every day.
  16. Wilder is wearing 2 right-handed gloves and still beat his ass.
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