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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Remember when this thready was fun? I 'member.
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Former West Virginia RB Arrested Forr... You Guessed It...
I wish it had been couch burning.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Absolutely, that and a face mask.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I seem to remember Troy Polamalu getting pretty viciously tackled by his hair at least once. I think it's because it's not like it's the uniform, it's part of the body. I guess the reasoning is that if you don't like it, then cut it (or put it up somehow).
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Never bring a chainsaw to a lawnmower fight
- Minnesota - 7 @ tOSU - 3 in the 1st quarter
Big X said “fuck you Minnesota”.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Yes, turd. Was my response to a smart ass text I received from one of my boys.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
That would also make me surly. Edited to add: I am sometimes easily surled.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Went to Panera (actually called St Louis Bread Company here) and got a sandwich for lunch today. The ratio of guts to bread was way off. The bread couldn't contain the guts. It was trivial and I was surly.- Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
Scrambled with cat eggs they are delicious.- Transgender woman shocked by higher car insurance rates for women
Same here, and in the 10% of the time in which I am not driving I am instinctively slamming my foot on the imaginary brake on the passenger side.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Probably got in for free as a chaperone and brought a Lunchable.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
He's a little guy, so probably 0.25 beers.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Yes, they are all stupid.- Drew Brees is lucky and overrated
The one-legged Mormon.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Whoever records it better turn their phone the right way.- Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
We haven't reported it to the police, but we have reported it to the police.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I get to work around 7:15 every morning. There's a guy that works in the same complex as I do that gets dropped off by his wife around the same time. Every morning, as she is driving off, he's watching her and walking very slowly. As soon as she turns the corner, he pulls a cigarette out of his pocket, turns around, and walks back around the corner of my building. This happens every single day. I can't imagine driving in to work with my wife like that. My drive to work and home is about the only peace and quiet that I get.- The Best of Hornfans/Shaggy/Surly Photoshops
Probably my only contribution to the APD booking photo thread. From 2012. I was in Kuwait and had a little time on my hands. I wonder where James Ayala is these days.- Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
Check out the big brain on Bat!- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Hamm 2 months ago: "TO98 is the shit! Everybody come over!" Hamm after getting shitcanned: "Meh, their business model isn't sustainable - without me." He's a rube.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
FIFY- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You need to find a reason to stay in Chicago for another week.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I just thought of one that is along the same lines. As I mentioned earlier, people here say "warsh" and "quatter" instead of quarter. It's like they take the "r" out of quarter and use it in wash. A guy at my work is one of the offenders that I have to listen to. A few weeks ago he was saying the word "analyze" but pronounced the first 2 syllables "anal". So, anal-yzed. I got a good laugh out of that one and am giggling a little now recalling it. So, doens't make me surly, just makes me laugh.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Well, they're just morons. - Minnesota - 7 @ tOSU - 3 in the 1st quarter
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