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You don't know me

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  1. Big X said “fuck you Minnesota”.
  2. Yes, turd. Was my response to a smart ass text I received from one of my boys.
  3. That would also make me surly. Edited to add: I am sometimes easily surled.
  4. Went to Panera (actually called St Louis Bread Company here) and got a sandwich for lunch today. The ratio of guts to bread was way off. The bread couldn't contain the guts. It was trivial and I was surly.
  5. Scrambled with cat eggs they are delicious.
  6. Same here, and in the 10% of the time in which I am not driving I am instinctively slamming my foot on the imaginary brake on the passenger side.
  7. Probably got in for free as a chaperone and brought a Lunchable.
  8. He's a little guy, so probably 0.25 beers.
  9. Yes, they are all stupid.
  10. The one-legged Mormon.
  11. Whoever records it better turn their phone the right way.
  12. We haven't reported it to the police, but we have reported it to the police.
  13. I get to work around 7:15 every morning. There's a guy that works in the same complex as I do that gets dropped off by his wife around the same time. Every morning, as she is driving off, he's watching her and walking very slowly. As soon as she turns the corner, he pulls a cigarette out of his pocket, turns around, and walks back around the corner of my building. This happens every single day. I can't imagine driving in to work with my wife like that. My drive to work and home is about the only peace and quiet that I get.
  14. Probably my only contribution to the APD booking photo thread. From 2012. I was in Kuwait and had a little time on my hands. I wonder where James Ayala is these days.
  15. Check out the big brain on Bat!
  16. Hamm 2 months ago: "TO98 is the shit! Everybody come over!" Hamm after getting shitcanned: "Meh, their business model isn't sustainable - without me." He's a rube.
  17. You need to find a reason to stay in Chicago for another week.
  18. I just thought of one that is along the same lines. As I mentioned earlier, people here say "warsh" and "quatter" instead of quarter. It's like they take the "r" out of quarter and use it in wash. A guy at my work is one of the offenders that I have to listen to. A few weeks ago he was saying the word "analyze" but pronounced the first 2 syllables "anal". So, anal-yzed. I got a good laugh out of that one and am giggling a little now recalling it. So, doens't make me surly, just makes me laugh.
  19. Well, they're just morons.
  20. Famous or infamous? Typhoid Mary was more infamous than famous. Giving all of your guests a foodborne illness is not going to make it famous.
  21. I moved to Missouri from Texas a few years ago. I have heard "warsh", seen some hideous BBQ, seen provel "cheese" on pizza, I've even eaten fried ravioli. I have never heard anyone here pronounce game as "gheem".
  22. Dammit, Stanco! I just got done with this and went to post and you had already done so. Oh well, here is mine anyway. He is certainly a man that is accessible.
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