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You don't know me

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  1. "Why the long face?"
  2. I was really hoping for the last picture to be of him getting robbed.
  3. Front, back, driver side and passenger side.
  4. He went full regard a very long time ago.
  5. What baby? All I see is a pair of big titties.
  6. I...for one...am happy that i dont know you Hey, at least it's 5 boys and not 5 girls. Holy shit, I'd probably be dead by now.
  7. Hot dogs are waste meat from the processing plant. Corn dogs are made with the hot dogs that don't make the cut. Those things are vile.
  8. I have 5 boys of my own at home. That's a glimpse into my every day.
  9. Wilder is wearing 2 right-handed gloves and still beat his ass.
  10. "honorable mention to Addison Russell for the nacho incident" Oops.
  11. I'm personally a fan of multiple contractions. Couldn't've Wouldn't've The more the merrier. If you're thinking that couldn't've's not a word, you can go fuck yourself.
  12. "Sorry for taking 27 years away from you. Here's a check for the balance in you canteen account." This stuff makes me ragey.
  13. Well, I don't live in Austin anymore, but I know that if I was still living there I wouldn't want a bunch of Sooners invading the city - not even for one weekend - ever.
  14. Wife (no pics) took our 15 yo to the dentist the other day. When they were leaving there was a kid in the waiting room eating from a big bag of Cheetos and drinking a Mountain Dew. Yeah, he was there to see the dentist. Oh, and the kid's mom was sitting right next to him. That's rural Missouri for you.
  15. "Dammit, Hamm! Will you leave me the fuck alone? I'm at home trying to eat dinner with my family."
  16. "Again, not once did that talk happen and I would have never gotten involved with a group who felt I needed to be on a "one-strike" rule when I had the business/talent they were pursuing." Sounds like Hamm really had a ton of opportunities. He must have been sitting on at least a dozen job offers at the time.
  17. This is awesome: Disable reply all
  18. 1 of 2 things happened here. 1. His version is totally fabricated. 2. His version is true, but his employer was looking for a reason to shitcan him and he handed them one on a silver platter. Either way, he's a shithead.
  19. Or when the crawl gets fucked up / stuck. Sits on "NFL" for a solid 30 or 40 seconds or so before it kicks in again.
  20. See, we're gonna break this guy out of prison, see.
  21. I'm kind of ashamed of myself for watching this train wreck and enjoying it.
  22. Danielle Devito?
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