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  1. You don't know me
    "Vile, Disgusting Shit"
  2. You don't know me
    "Fake, Fake Mayonnaise"
  3. You don't know me
    Show off.
  4. You don't know me
    Or "who was your favorite teacher?" I remember different things on a day to day basis. I may remember the name today, but in a week I'll draw a complete blank. Yes, I'm old.
  5. You don't know me
    That's Mrs Sutter to you.
  6. You don't know me
    I really don't want to watch SOA again.
  7. You don't know me
    At first I was afraid it was going to be a near identical story line to SOA, but that thought didn't last long.
  8. You don't know me
    Well, Maryland was certainly running a train on him.
  9. You don't know me
    So, we are already on the "wait until next year" talk? Fuck this sucks.
  10. You don't know me
    I'd rather wash my eyes out with bleach than watch that shit show again. Thanks anyway.
  11. You don't know me
    Plastic spoons that cut my top lip.
  12. You don't know me
    I have a spot for everything. Not because I'm a neat freak, but because if I put stuff 'wherever', I'll forget where I left it. Everyone in my house is the exact opposite. Chargers and cables are no exception. I think that I am the only person in the house that hasn't lost one. The heathens have tried to lose mine, but I always find them in someone's room. After many 'everyone stop what you are doing and find my charger/cable/ or the remote control' parties, they have finally stopped using my shit. It did take years, and I'm sure it's not completely over, but being an asshole about it does seem to work after a while.
  13. You don't know me
    Mensa got outcoached my Matt Canada. Mensa got outcoached by an interim head coach of fucking Maryland. Mensa lost 2 years in a row to fucking Maryland. Fucking Maryland...
  14. You don't know me
    And we still suck.
  15. You don't know me
    I did, but I can't find it. Will you send it again?
  16. You don't know me
    Maybe he's figuring that the one with the bum ankle is the easiest to catch.
  17. You don't know me
    Of course. Forwarded the last one that I forwarded. In my mind: That'll show him!
  18. You don't know me
    Yeah, he better keep an eye on his couches.
  19. You don't know me
    Just a big mess when you get home, right?
  20. You don't know me
    Remember holding down the reset switch when you turn it on to get double-shot on Space Invaders?
  21. You don't know me
    Getting an email from someone at work asking me for something that I have sent to their entire group on multiple occasions. Dumbass' email: Hey, can you send me that really cool document that describes in great detail that awesome process for saving a shitload of time? How I read it: Hey lemming, can you dig through your sent items to find that email that you have sent me a few times already because I think that my time is more important than yours?
  22. You don't know me
    " Sheriff Ed McMahon proudly boasted "one of the largest seizures in the state" after the NHCSO's Gang Task Force seized an estimated $2 million worth of 'the deadly opioid fentanyl' during a raid. " Hiyoooooooooo!
  23. You don't know me
    I'll drop this here: http://www.stlmugshots.com/game.php
  24. You don't know me
    Texas - 38 Maryland - 14
  25. You don't know me
    I hear that Larry Cullpepper will be on the sideline for their first 3 games.

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