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  1. You don't know me
    I got ISS twice during my senior year at Clements (circa 1986-87) and I am white. I am now pissed that I didn't get a strongly worded note in my 'permanent record'. Where was my f'n white privilege? Who do I need to contact?
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    The bark on the cauliflower is to die for.
  3. You don't know me
    I guess we're a little closer to reading about him and some sort of mass homicide. Dude has got to be close to snapping.
  4. You don't know me
    Mine just says "that was my butt".
  5. You don't know me
    Lady that called the cops must be new to Oklahoma.
  6. You don't know me
    She's just making things convenient for the single guys when the Army husband is deployed.
  7. You don't know me
    Most of us have known that Urban Meyer is a jackass for quite some time.
  8. You don't know me
    Yeah, I probably could have mentioned that she was talking about Molina. Could you imagine him playing second? I don't think that there is a slower player in baseball.
  9. You don't know me
    Not my wife, but while picking my kid up from football practice I overheard this poor guy's wife begin to say "When I saw Yadi playing second base earlier this year, I knew..." That's all I heard. I looked over and when she stopped talking the husband told her that Yadi has never played second base. Of course he was wrong and a know-it-all etc.
  10. You don't know me
    Multiple autodial calls from my kids' school district that are all the same. Yeah, probably my own fault for having 5 kids in school, but holy hell. Every single day during the school year I can expect 5 calls from the school district that are the same message.
  11. You don't know me
    "would have"
  12. You don't know me
    I'm also assuming that he liked his own post, if that's possible.
  13. You don't know me
    I totally get the Pham move. He's 30 and heading into an arbitration year next off season. He was really the only outfielder with any trade value at all besides Bader and O'Neill, and I wouldn't want to get rid of either of them. I think they have like 5 rookies that they brought up into the bullpen, so they had to replenish the minor pitching staffs. So, Pham leaving gets some pitchers that they need in the minors and it gets O'Neill up to STL. Makes sense to me.
  14. You don't know me
    Pretty good rant, but needs more profanity.
  15. You don't know me
    And Facebook posts don't like themselves you insensitive prick.
  16. You don't know me
    I believe the answer to that is "yes".
  17. You don't know me
    Gotta contain those ovaries somehow.
  18. You don't know me
    Occasionally I will take the wife's vehicle to the gas station on Sunday afternoon and fill it up. Win/win. I get a few minutes of peace and quiet and she appreciates it. Mostly I do it for the peace and quiet.
  19. You don't know me
    The first recommended video that showed up after that one was "How to build a retaining wall".
  20. You don't know me
    Well, they finally DFA'd Holland.
  21. You don't know me
    At least you got your lawn mowed. Wait, is that a euphemism for he fucked your wife?
  22. You don't know me
    <I'm not a marketing major> What a shitty placed/sized graphic. Meathead and Hammster are covering the other 98% of it.
  23. You don't know me
    That sort of attitude with a paying customer has great client relations written all over it. They're going to do well.
  24. You don't know me
    Meemaw's gut and ovaries on the table. Good Lord.
  25. You don't know me
    Nope, I didn't have those. That would have tied the room together nicely, though.

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