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You don't know me

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  1. Pretty good rant, but needs more profanity.
  2. And Facebook posts don't like themselves you insensitive prick.
  3. I believe the answer to that is "yes".
  4. Gotta contain those ovaries somehow.
  5. Occasionally I will take the wife's vehicle to the gas station on Sunday afternoon and fill it up. Win/win. I get a few minutes of peace and quiet and she appreciates it. Mostly I do it for the peace and quiet.
  6. The first recommended video that showed up after that one was "How to build a retaining wall".
  7. Well, they finally DFA'd Holland.
  8. At least you got your lawn mowed. Wait, is that a euphemism for he fucked your wife?
  9. <I'm not a marketing major> What a shitty placed/sized graphic. Meathead and Hammster are covering the other 98% of it.
  10. That sort of attitude with a paying customer has great client relations written all over it. They're going to do well.
  11. Meemaw's gut and ovaries on the table. Good Lord.
  12. Nope, I didn't have those. That would have tied the room together nicely, though.
  13. We were middle class, not rich.
  14. <raises hand again> I had it.
  15. <raises hand> I had it.
  16. I live outside of STL now and listen to the sports talk shows on radio. It's funny to listen to them talking about "SEC" football, especially given that they don't play what anyone would consider "SEC" football. It's a shitty school with a shitty football program and it was glorious when TH mocked that idiot of a quarterback. The weeks leading up to the bowl game were very entertaining because they kept going on about the high powered offense. That high powered offense was putting up numbers because they were a shitty team playing against even shittier teams.
  17. Or maybe not. I was irritated by her voice as soon as she started speaking. I can't imagine getting past the "hi, nice to meet you" stage.
  18. We have a drawer in the kitchen that somehow holds more plastic bags than it's actual capacity should handle. I try to keep the kids away from it in case it just explodes.
  19. Waiting for the day he gets traded to some semi-pro team for a washing machine.
  20. Seriously? They're fucking pretentious, man. All green with the shell and everything. Moving so slow while crossing streets. Fucking assholes is what turtles are.
  21. fightin' Texas aggy Band woop!
  22. My 5 yo has started calling his brothers asshole. Wife turns and tries to keep from laughing while I discipline. I do laugh about it later.
  23. Doesn't matter, had sex?
  24. I feel sad for Norman Johnson.
  25. Well, that and the "malfunctioning" fire alarm.
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