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You don't know me

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  1. Graduate of Hamm’s School of Culinary Arts?
  2. So, solid to the good guys. No way Hamm says Texas has a slight edge if it is really slight.
  3. Isn’t it about time that the old loon gets her own thread? This one is supposed to be all Hamm and that relationship ended. Right?
  4. Heathen. That's obviously Pâté. It goes well with spaghetti noodles and ketchup (or catsup).
  5. They probably think that you're Chilean.
  6. And whatever the fuck happens to those tattoos Think silly putty. When I was a youngster we would take the silly putty and press it against comics in the newspaper. You could stretch it out and it would look kind of funny. This would be the exact opposite though. Stretch the silly putty out, press against the comics, then somehow unstretch it. Adding: Okay, I'm thinking way too much about this, but if you made a bubble from silly putty and then got the transfer from the comics, and then let the air out you'd kind of get the same thing. I'm guessing some very elongated print that is impossible to tell what it is. Now on to more important things.
  7. Went there a few weeks back. After we paid, the girl working the register yelled out "Thanks for picking Uranus!". I giggled and my boys really laughed.
  8. "They say he had planned to return to New Zealand on 30 June." One less person on stand by.
  9. Where do you stand on ahmonds/almonds?
  10. It's where we do pretty much all of our grocery shopping. It's way cheaper than the regular grocery stores around here. They are easy to get in and out of, too. Most of them are pretty small, but they are very efficient at keeping stock on the shelves.
  11. Things I am embarrassed to admit thread is that way. Your reputation precedes you.
  12. Had myself a sweet Huffy. Had the number plate on the handlebars and in the frame along with the mud guards/fender things on both wheels. Some friends and I were riding on some trails in the woods and I took a jump. Landed off the trail and impaled a stick in my forehead. I was pushing my bike out of the woods with blood streaming down my face when some lady in the neighborhood saw me, took me in their house and had my head in the sink under the running water, while at the same time calling my mom. Ended up with a trip to the emergency room, 17 stitches and a kick ass scar that is very visible today. Evel may have been in influence in that decision.
  13. Coming up to a traffic circle (round about for you non-Mericans) this morning and this lady, who was in the circle, stops in the circle because... I don't know. Keep going, genius. You're fucking it up for everyone because you're a moran.
  14. It's horse dovers. Good grief.
  15. When you are in a parking lot and you stop your vehicle to let some pedestrian cross in front of you - and then instead of walking in a 90 degree angle across the lanes of traffic, they go across at a 45 degree angle.
  16. There's got to be a purpose to those things. I have to admit that I'm intrigued.
  17. Guy at work says "I'm just saying" constantly. I'm not entirely sure why he says it so much. If you're talking, you're "saying". I tired of it within a couple of hours.
  18. Yeah, I didn't watch it at first. After I saw the part about the dog surviving, I gave it a go. I did like the little white one nipping at the snek.
  19. Uncle Geronimo come through?
  20. Sounds like you had a pretty good idea what queer was.
  21. The problem with leaving a note is that people that park like this have no fucking concern for anyone other than themselves. They probably saw it, read it, then chunked on the ground for someone else to pick up. You should have shit on their windshield.
  22. I may or may not have laughed at that. Especially how he hits the first one, then goes forward and back again to get the other one. Then he just drives off while someone else comes to the old ladies' aid.
  23. Wow... That was horrible. That was just about the worst Cardinals team that I have seen in a very long time.
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