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  1. You don't know me
    When you are in a parking lot and you stop your vehicle to let some pedestrian cross in front of you - and then instead of walking in a 90 degree angle across the lanes of traffic, they go across at a 45 degree angle.
  2. You don't know me
    There's got to be a purpose to those things. I have to admit that I'm intrigued.
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    Guy at work says "I'm just saying" constantly. I'm not entirely sure why he says it so much. If you're talking, you're "saying". I tired of it within a couple of hours.
  4. You don't know me
    Yeah, I didn't watch it at first. After I saw the part about the dog surviving, I gave it a go. I did like the little white one nipping at the snek.
  5. You don't know me
    Uncle Geronimo come through?
  6. You don't know me
    Sounds like you had a pretty good idea what queer was.
  7. You don't know me
    The problem with leaving a note is that people that park like this have no fucking concern for anyone other than themselves. They probably saw it, read it, then chunked on the ground for someone else to pick up. You should have shit on their windshield.
  8. You don't know me
    I may or may not have laughed at that. Especially how he hits the first one, then goes forward and back again to get the other one. Then he just drives off while someone else comes to the old ladies' aid.
  9. You don't know me
    Wow... That was horrible. That was just about the worst Cardinals team that I have seen in a very long time.
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    I was a DOD contractor working in Iraq. Seemed like everyone around me at work didn't give Texas a chance. I was on the receiving end of quite a bit of shit talk. All I would say is "we'll see". I didn't have a TV in my trailer, so I got up at like 2:00 AM and went to the office and watched the game on a tiny TV. My nerves were completely shot. I remember I got up and ran outside twice during the game. Once after the measurement and again after VY scored. I was the only person in our work trailer that actually watched the game. By the time the other got to the office the game was over and it was glorious letting them know.
  11. You don't know me
    Nuclear Bear?
  12. You don't know me
    Probably slime in the ice machine.
  13. You don't know me
    Since the kids have been on summer break, the oldest 2 have had either strength and conditioning or football 'camp' Monday - Thursday. I get them there before 5:45 AM and then the wife picks them up at 8:00 AM. Every single morning I get the same question as I am walking out the door for work. "What time are they getting done today?"
  14. You don't know me
    Careful... There's obviously some confusion going on there. You may get a picture of Lee's johnson.
  15. You don't know me
    We landed on the moon.
  16. You don't know me
    That pic would be so much better if he was wearing the "World's Best Grandpa" hat in the cabinet behind him. Mandelbaum! Madelbaum!
  17. You don't know me
    When people try to drag me into a conversation about politics or religion at work. We may believe the same stuff, but don't bring me into that shit at work.
  18. You don't know me
    The only way that picture could be more white is if I was in it. What a moron.
  19. You don't know me
    Really surprised that Tony doesn’t have the Bobby Petrino grin in his mugshot.
  20. You don't know me
    I went to the Arky/LSU game in 2001 and unashamedly cheered for LSU. I hate LSU, but my hatred for Arky is much worse.
  21. You don't know me
    Maybe fake jail.
  22. You don't know me
    We were driving from Waynesville, MO toward St Louis a few weeks ago and decided to stop at the Uranus Fudge Factory. We've seen the signs hundreds of times but never stopped. When you first walk in all of the employees yell "Welcome to Uranus!". When we checked out, the cashier yells out "Thank you for picking Uranus!". I giggled.
  23. You don't know me
    Don't want to quote that, but what in tarnation is that glob?
  24. You don't know me
    Smoked some ribs and drank a few beers while the kids played outside. Also had to bury the Guinea Pig. Basically, did dad things I also looked in the mirror last night and saw my dad looking back at me. He died a few years back and Father's Day has taken on a whole new meaning.
  25. You don't know me
    Was his name Taylor Hamm?

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