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  1. You don't know me
    I’d like to do as little as possible, but I am sure that won’t happen.
  2. You don't know me
    Any words written by coonasses that they end with “eaux”.
  3. You don't know me
    You doesn't has ta call him Johson.
  4. You don't know me
    Or she saw you and just didn't give a shit.
  5. You don't know me
    I moved to Missouri a few years back. Be thankful that you don't have to subject yourself to 'good' BBQ up here.
  6. You don't know me
    You need to troll them to keep the debate going. Go with Bill Miller's or Dickey's as the best by God BBQ in the Great State of Texas.
  7. You don't know me
    I have a 30 year old Craftsman riding mower. Still runs, not going to replace it.
  8. You don't know me
    My 14yo son: In the winter, if it's above 30, he's wearing shorts. My 14yo son: It was 90 degrees out the other day and we were going to our town's Memorial Day parade. He tried to leave the house with a hoodie.
  9. You don't know me
    Never thought of it, but I may need to get my teenage boys set up to clean trash cans. There may be a little money in it for them. Of course, they would grumble about it.
  10. You don't know me
    The thing about the Brewers is that they will be good for a year or two and then fall back off to normal. They are like the Royals/A's/(insert any other small market team) in that they can catch lightning in a bottle every couple of decades, but their windows of opportunity are very small.
  11. You don't know me
    It was like listening to some high school AV club doing the broadcast. There was another Cards day game earlier this year that was on Facebook Live or whatever and it was equally as bad.
  12. You don't know me
    Yeah, there's a thread and everything.
  13. You don't know me
    I'd go with she's probably running a rub-n-tug out of her house and wants to drive out the competition.
  14. You don't know me
    Pirates, duh.
  15. You don't know me
    Watching the game today on the Facebook Live crap. Horrible broadcast.
  16. You don't know me
    Life hacks
  17. You don't know me
    Not seeing the issue of getting 'locked out'. More alone time unless she sends the kids out. Also a great time to start mowing the yard.
  18. You don't know me
    Just enjoy it while we can. At least Mabry isn’t the pitching coach too.
  19. You don't know me
    Or in a port-o-shitter in Iraq or Afghanistan when it's 120+ outside.
  20. You don't know me
    Shins blowed off?
  21. You don't know me
    When on a conference call with someone in China, I find myself getting better at understanding them the longer the call goes. That's similar to the way it was reading angry Terri's message. In fact, after reading her rant, I am having a hard time understanding other posts with proper grammar and punctuation.
  22. You don't know me
    Youngest turned 5 yesterday and wanted to go to Chuck's. We obliged, but we went at 3:00 and were out of there just after 5:00. It's tolerable when you're one of the few in the place.
  23. You don't know me
    We have 2 shitters in our office. They are just half bathrooms inside the office. I will not shit in there, and if my co-workers realize it then they should thank me for being considerate. Outside of our office is another half bathroom and the other tenants are rarely here (mostly CPAs, so I assume that they only work in these offices during tax season). Basically, what I'm saying is that I have my own private shitter.
  24. You don't know me
    82nd Airborne deployed right now? Judging by her age, her husband must be at least a MSG/1SG.
  25. You don't know me
    Good for them. I for one am glad that 2 women can get married now.

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