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chesthair

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  1. Good stuff. Thanks. Side note, i noticed the shutdown has delayed their flights to hawaii. I hope they get that going soon, plan on making that trip this summer.
  2. ole low carb tortillas are actually very tasty (5 net carbs per). best pizza we make at home is the chicken crust pizza. can of shredded chicken, add some parm, an egg or two, S&P, mix well and put on a cookie sheet flattened out. bake about 20 minutes at 400 then put on your toppings and cook another 10 minutes or so. beats the shit out of the cauliflower crust pizza.
  3. so, i should go ahead and cancel my hotel room? this sucks, leave it to oklahoma to fuck this up.
  4. soooo, hows it looking? who has a good forecast for stillwater? my kids wrestling team is supposed to have a tournament up there fri-sat and the school is threatening to cancel it due to the forecast and i'm trying to find a good forecast? those yellow dog school buses dont do well on ice.
  5. the one i got from balsamhill 3 years ago is dead. POS and it was $$$. went to @home this year and got one much, much better. so, kinda going against the other posters in this thread, but thats my experience.
  6. winter warmer/christmas ale check in. st arnolds legal holiday breckenridge christmas cant find jubleale or anchor yet...anyone? any others to add to the list?
  7. Reporting in... The hillbillys rolled in saturday and came to the wrestling tournament. Wife had to pay their entrance fee because they didnt want to pay the $3 at the gate. I avoided them. After the tourney me and the boy went to our friends house because they "needed our help". Translated: I went over there to hang out, drink beer and not be home. The texts from the wife started after a few hours and we went home. Went straight to bed. So far, so good. Sunday they wanted to go to babe's so of course i paid for the 6 hillbillys to eat, and complain, about the food. I grabbed the boys when we went home and put up outside xmas decorations (i.e. sat on the patio and drank). Went straight to bed. I think i might make this happen! Monday, hillbilly thanksgiving day, started with me getting up early to get the bird and the ham ready. Got the BGE fired up and everything ready for 4 hours on the patio "watching" the smoker, i.e. drinking. Went to open the lid on the egg and the top dome kept on going and shattered. Damn!!! Oh wait, i have the backup smoker. Ok, fired it up and went to work. Stayed out back until 2 pm when dinner was served. Ate dinner then the female hillbillys went shopping and i hung out playing video games with the boys, i.e. drinking. Luckily i am at work today and they are packing up and leaving. I would give myself a B+ on my efforts. However, the hillbillys are leaving us with a great gift...hillbilly brother in law got here with a fever and a cold...now all of us have colds!
  8. What'd you say back.. did you put it on a pedestal K.I.S.S. = "Fuck that noise, your parents can sit there and frown all they fucking want. They know the way back to Arkansas. I love you." got a heart emoji back...my wife is pretty damn cool. i think she was trolling me earlier.
  9. we are here for you bro...ever step of the way aaaaannnnndddddd, i just get a text "Hey, where can i put your 87 bottles of bourbon and 2 refrigerators of craft beer while they are here? You know my parents frown on your drinking" responses typed, but not sent: "up your ass" "up your bitch mom's ass" "at the apartment your ass is renting after i serve you with papers today"
  10. Bombshell dropped. My wife told me today... "Oh, i forgot to tell you my mom, dad, sister, brother in law and their 2 kids are coming in Saturday. They are staying till Tuesday and we are having Thanksgiving with them Monday. You need to take off work Monday. I bought the ham and turkey already so you can get those done. Thanks." what in the actual FUCK????? She knows i hate all of them. She knows the boys have 2 wrestling tournaments this weekend, out of town. She knows i am already doing T'giving for us on Thursday. She knows i hate surprises.
  11. yup, fat's is the one i was looking for...why couldnt you swap the vinegar out for lime/lemon juice?
  12. Had some not too long ago that was awesome but havent been able to replicate at home. I prefer the cilantro version...whats your go to recipe?
  13. you need to go put your arm in his blood hole.
  14. So, we got our tickets and they came with passes for the corral club, champions club and T-association letterman tailgate. Probably wont have time to make the rounds so which one should we hit? (my boys are 14 and 16 so no little kids with us)
  15. ended up at doubletree, walking distance to everything. just need to get the food gameplan lined up.
  16. Lincoln Riley puts his sunglasses on the back of his head when he goes shopping at kum-n-go.
  17. many: -Worked at a haunted house in high school in garland, lived in duncanville. Driving home early in the morning down I30, not many cars on the road. I was in the left lane and someone driving east flashed their lights at me and i assumed it was a cop so i pulled over into the middle lane. An 18 wheeler passed me right as we were coming over a bridge near fair park. On the other side of the bridge there was a van in the left lane, stopped, with no lights on. The 18 wheeler hit it head on. If that person didnt flash their lights at me i would have hit it head on at 70 mph. I guess i would have been dead. -Still in high school, had a girlfriend in ft worth. Driving home later from her house fell asleep on I20, woke up going across a pasture. Went back and looked the next day and that was the only place on that stretch of road that didnt have a culvert. Lucky. -Still in high school. Was spending the night at a friends house and around 1 am decided we would play golf the next day. Drove home to get my clubs and "snuck" into the house through the backdoor. We were being quite to not wake my parents. Walking down the hallway to my bedroom and passed my parents room. Heard a "click" and turned to see my dad 2 feet away holding a gun. He thought we were robbers and actually pulled the trigger but didnt have a round in the chamber.
  18. Are you wanting a hunting dog or just a lap lab? If you want a hunting dog, i can point you in the right direction.
  19. Its been a few years since i have been to a game and this will be the first one (baylor on the 13th) with family in tow, need some recs. We plan on driving down friday morning and showing them around friday and probably staying through sunday to do things we miss on friday. Also, any guesses on start time for the game? #1 son very much wants to attend UT (soph in HS) so i want him to see the sights. I want to stay close to the stadium/campus and want a nice hotel. So need recs on hotels and food in the general area and if there is anything in specific he needs to see?
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