Reporting in...
The hillbillys rolled in saturday and came to the wrestling tournament. Wife had to pay their entrance fee because they didnt want to pay the $3 at the gate. I avoided them. After the tourney me and the boy went to our friends house because they "needed our help". Translated: I went over there to hang out, drink beer and not be home. The texts from the wife started after a few hours and we went home. Went straight to bed. So far, so good.
Sunday they wanted to go to babe's so of course i paid for the 6 hillbillys to eat, and complain, about the food. I grabbed the boys when we went home and put up outside xmas decorations (i.e. sat on the patio and drank). Went straight to bed. I think i might make this happen!
Monday, hillbilly thanksgiving day, started with me getting up early to get the bird and the ham ready. Got the BGE fired up and everything ready for 4 hours on the patio "watching" the smoker, i.e. drinking. Went to open the lid on the egg and the top dome kept on going and shattered. Damn!!! Oh wait, i have the backup smoker. Ok, fired it up and went to work. Stayed out back until 2 pm when dinner was served. Ate dinner then the female hillbillys went shopping and i hung out playing video games with the boys, i.e. drinking.
Luckily i am at work today and they are packing up and leaving. I would give myself a B+ on my efforts.
However, the hillbillys are leaving us with a great gift...hillbilly brother in law got here with a fever and a cold...now all of us have colds!